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[Ang @ang_christine_]

@_mary_clare @me

[Ang @ang_christine_]

@evan_schmidt tender

[tnorbs @almondnude_]

I just found my old diary from when I was 9 and by god I was an idiot

[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

Bill Nye has fucking had it.

[Ang @ang_christine_]

I'm not saying I'm an expert driver nor am I saying I'm a safe driver. But all I'm saying is that I can open a banana while I'm driving

[steve @stubasceve]

Secret texting codes your unvaccinated kids could be sending:

WYD- when you dying?

LMAO-look measles are oncoming

ROFL-rubella onset fucking likely

DTF-dying of tetanus on Friday

WTF-when’s the flu?

NGL- not gonna live

IDC- Innocent dying children

[Ang @ang_christine_]

@jesgig Believe me you're one of many hahaha

[Ang @ang_christine_]

one of the weirdest parts of being a nursing student is that now your friends ask for medical advice and feel the need to tell you about their medical issues. Like I don't want to look at the weird mole on your back, please just tell me how you've been.

[BuckeyeThon @BuckeyeThon]

Thank you, Ohio State. Want to relive the 2019 Dance Marathon? Check out this recap! https://t.co/qRhI7OHI0O

[Tiqué @TK21__]

Thread of the best contestants left from #TheBachelor , ranked from worst to best

[Ang @ang_christine_]

Why do parents call text messages "emails"?!

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of The Office episodes and then asked it to write a The Office episode of its own. Here is the first page.

[James @CaucasianJames]

me:

nursing student: sorry i’m studying can’t talk wow am i stressed looks like i’ll be pulling another all-nighter