Angie Chapman

[Angie Chapman @ang_eeee13]

@lechuga_jamaica I do

[Angie Chapman @ang_eeee13]

It doesn’t feel like Easter at all. Maybe I need to hunt for eggs to feel something again idk

[Angie Chapman @ang_eeee13]

The best chip in the chip bag is the one with the huge bubble in it. Second best are the ones folded like tacos. I don’t make the rules

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not

[Angie Chapman @ang_eeee13]

@WhiteClaw this is black cherry as you can see and it tastes like mango/pineapple not black cherry. Please explain

[Angie Chapman @ang_eeee13]

I feel like dogs are Coke and cats are Dr. Pepper

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

whatever i do in the calculator app is between me and god

[trash jones @jzux]

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?

[Angie Chapman @ang_eeee13]

Why does Shazamming a song in public feel illegal

[Angie Chapman @ang_eeee13]

@dunkindonuts I can’t be censored. This ruined my day

[Angie Chapman @ang_eeee13]

@dunkindonuts I got played. I’m hurt

[Angie Chapman @ang_eeee13]

heat blast with windows down in winter >>>> AC blast with windows down in summer

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

god is not giving you his toughest battles. you literally just need to go get your oil changed

[Angie Chapman @ang_eeee13]

Who you marrying

[Queso @djbitchtits]

I am on the verge of getting a treat from the gas station

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

Stopped caring

[Angie Chapman @ang_eeee13]

@lechuga_jamaica

[Angie Chapman @ang_eeee13]

@lechuga_jamaica No:(

[Angie Chapman @ang_eeee13]

Don’t you hate it when you accidentally type yea instead of yes. Yea has a completely different tone to it and takes me back to 2011

[Angie Chapman @ang_eeee13]

Why is this on my suggested Amazon purchases