angbeen

writer and facilitator, follow @/pageofwands.writinggroup on instagram

[angbeen @angb3en]

[pakistani uncle voice] beta aap ka naam kya hai... zara zorr se kaho.... [gestures to ear] phir se batao.... [thinks for a second] angbeen......... aap ka ye tou barra mushkil naam hai :)

[netty @barcoafundad0]

Como é bom dormir agarrado

[Ella Dorn 唐棠 @elladorn_]

We should put some shops on Oxford St. where tourists can get their photos taken like this in a real armoured vehicle with authentic flash

[joot @meteokaiju]

Erling Haaland it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papas orchard

[Snooby @DoBiddley1]

(Giving a speech as the best man at my friend's wedding after just having been shown footage of newborn me being pulled out of the ocean attached to some sort of writhing organic life support system by a Finnish fishing crew) Hey uh. I'm uh, here for. Chris and Steph are, uh. I'm

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

It’s hard to be woah Vicky sometimes

[Dok @Dok845]

It's been ten years.

[Great British Getty Images @shitbritishpics]

A woman sunbathes from the window above the Britannia Fish and Chip restaurant on the seafront on Good Friday in Southend (2020)

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

Any time I see the phrase “enfant terrible” I always mentally translate it as “terrible baby”

[Reuters @Reuters]

A cat took to the stage during the final scene of a Romeo and Juliet ballet performance by the Imperial Russian Ballet Company in İzmir

[Kim Burrell of Fujoshis @turnandstomp]

I’m about to show this to my psychiatrist and ask for this like I’m at the barbershop

[hil @plume__]

gm

[Jon Mackenzie @Jon_Mackenzie]

14th June 2017 - still no justice

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Maybe she's got writer's block

[Richard Sanders @PulaRJS]

This is barbaric. They were not permitted to explain to the jury why they carried out the attack on the Elbit factory - which makes the weapons that kill Palestinian children. And the jury was never told they would be sentenced as terrorists. /1

[Divine @DivineOfficial]

RIP David Hockney.
Divine (1979)

[🔻 @atlajala]

every morning I say bonjour to the hamas rabbit on the paris metro doors

[Dr. Ellen Walker @EllenFWalker]

I don't think I can name an artist who painted his dogs with as much profound reverance as David Hockney did.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

it’s always fun when my life has surreal elements and heavy use of symbolism