[pakistani uncle voice] beta aap ka naam kya hai... zara zorr se kaho.... [gestures to ear] phir se batao.... [thinks for a second] angbeen......... aap ka ye tou barra mushkil naam hai :)
Erling Haaland it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papas orchard
(Giving a speech as the best man at my friend's wedding after just having been shown footage of newborn me being pulled out of the ocean attached to some sort of writhing organic life support system by a Finnish fishing crew) Hey uh. I'm uh, here for. Chris and Steph are, uh. I'm
This is barbaric. They were not permitted to explain to the jury why they carried out the attack on the Elbit factory - which makes the weapons that kill Palestinian children. And the jury was never told they would be sentenced as terrorists. /1