Holy Smokes

[Tom Parker @Tomozaurus]

Ignoring the fact that it might kill him, this would be obvious animal cruelty / animal rights violation yeah ??

[george glooney @smoothmeatya]

My OCD makes me worried that if I'm not careful I'll do something that sparks a chain of events that ends up with my wife and children being tortured to death in front of me while I am forced to watch.

I could see how the gold leaf thing could be tough though.

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

King Von would still be with us if I was there that fateful night. I would have de escalated the situation

[Rusty Shackleford @Gr33nOnions]

"Trans women are just mentally deranged men trying to invade women's spaces!"

*mentally deranged man tries to invade women's space* "HOLY BASED!" 😍😍

[ava @awtisym]

i get high as fuck then hop on overwatch to ruin everyones day

[jokes kerouac @WL71p7MpFi9722]

sex in 2009: take off your shirt and the long sleeve shirt underneath it

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem attends bronze statue unveiling honoring her governorship of South Dakota.

[grant @6ranted]

"I can find five of her at my local Starbucks"

yeah well drop the fucking address then

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

christopher nolan should cast unaffordable housing in his next film so some of you get mad about that for two weeks

[el pendejo 🇨🇺🇪🇸 @danker_hank]

What is the charge? Smoking a rock? A succulent Colombian rock?

[Chris Ray Gun @ChrisRGun]

You will not own your apartment, your home, your car, your entertainment, your music, your games, your music, your shows. You will rent and you will like it.

We've gotta wake up to the fact that the profit motive doesn't demand quality, it demands the death of ownership.

[OmegaPro 🍉 @OmegaProYT]

Ragebaiting someone on PS6 then reporting their account so they get banned and lose 1000s of dollars worth of games forever

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“i dont need to drink or smoke to have fun” okay congrats btch you can drive then

[Shaun 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 @shaunvlog_]

Every Scottish person in America needs to immediately try Chicken Fried Steak, and you’ll realise we and the Americans are kindred spirits

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

if the pussy doesn’t have roguelike elements I’m not coming