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יְהוָה יִרְאֶה // wifey // OrangeTheory Fitness Coach // 31:17 fitness personal trainer // let’s pray together!!! dms are open

[αиgєℓ ✞ @angealeak]

“kick it at your own pace, as long as you keep kickin”

[millie @ChampagnePuthy]

Every time I submit a report in rivals

[αиgєℓ ✞ @angealeak]

@XHUNGRYBOY It’s fake

[Flea @flea333]

People used to sit at home and listen to music without doing other things at the same time

[` @ymmayerr]

Y’all ever think, babies be laughing so hard at simple stuff, but that’s literally the funniest thing they ever seen in their life

[Moosa @questmoosa]

Society has become so sedentary that a 30 minute walk is now considered exercise

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Children will eat butter straight from the packet if you let them.

They instinctively choose fatty cuts over lean.

They reject vegetables unless you hide them in cheese sauce.

They naturally fast by skipping meals when not hungry.

Then we force them to:

- Eat breakfast even when not hungry
- Finish their vegetables
- Avoid fat
- Snack constantly
- Celebrate with sugar

And wonder why childhood obesity exists.

We're not teaching them to eat healthy. We're teaching them to ignore their body's signals.

[αиgєℓ ✞ @angealeak]

@samhardiman I been praying so hard 😂😂😂

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

My DoorDash driver trying to bring me my cheesy 5-layer burrito next week:

[Teoria Da Constatação 🔎 @teoriadacons]

E você nem percebeu...

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

we seriously

wake kids up at 7am and mess with their circadian

send them to a school where theyre fed pizza

force them to sit down for 7 hours under toxic blue lighting

and if they dont enjoy it we medicate them with legal meth

why the f are we doing this to kids?

[tippity ➡️ @AnimeNYC @tippity]

yall are eating straight protein no fiber just chicken and rice and a few bites of broccoli everyday paired with a protein shake full of lead and wondering why youre not losing weight and waddling around with a stomach full of doodoo constipated af

[Audrey Horne Updates and Rumors @credenzaclear2]

dont think we have enough guys monitoring the weather situation. can we get some more guys monitoring the weather situation

[Matt’s Idea Shop @MattsIdeaShop]

Me: Mom, can we buy Greenland?

Mom: we already have Greenland at home.

[B☄️ @BanteredB_]

So snow anywhere from .5 to 23 inches is what I’m hearing

[Brent Rooker @Brent_Rooker25]

My algorithm has me deep into meteorology twitter right now and let me tell ya things are getting CONTENTIOUS over these snow storm forecasts in the south

[αиgєℓ ✞ @angealeak]

@memphisweather1 Hoping and praying for more snow than ice 🤞🏼

[αиgєℓ ✞ @angealeak]

Memphis, TN this weekend:

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Kamchatka, Russia recorded the heaviest snowfall in 30 years with it reaching as high as 5 meters in some areas

[self titled lyrics bot @st_lyricsbot]

Look in the mirror and ask your soul if you're alright

[αиgєℓ ✞ @angealeak]

@MyTimeToShineH This is literally one of my favorite marvel movies of all time

[Maira @maira4yo]

"my boyfriend doesn't let me"