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i'm a educated fool with money on my mind

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@mike_emerald @DailyLoud wth u still have this app

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almost 4 months here and i finally got my first “do you speak english?” not as bad as i thought, mississippi 👏🏻👏🏻

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@hernameisBANKS it’s always yes

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benoit blanc 🤍

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@BCross052422 i am so so sorry

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it’s here

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somebody hurry up and expose these mf’ers 😡 ima be waiting for the netflix documentary

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@zoobz chicken crispers with honey mustard, fries, and corn on the cob. and then comes the molten

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me and jay being responsible parents: “when you shoot 🏀 you gotta yell ‘KOBE!’”

charlize: *shoots* “COWBOY!”

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@Venmo angeeeezy

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the best sext 🥵

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me at the club at 12:36am: “oh tight new wordle is up”

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@reaaabobeaaa thor?

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@djmacsauce bullshit asshole no one likes the tuna here

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@reaaabobeaaa awww hope y’all are okay!!!

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every time the car wash attendant writes on my windshield with their soap bar, i always wanna ask them to draw a dick. today, with a straight face, i did just that. he busted out laughing and kept saying, “you caught me off guard”

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these are the BEST kid’s meal toys ever, thanks @ChickfilA!!! i’m tryna collect all the languages 🤓

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@reaaabobeaaa np! once you find a good one, just tell them you can venmo them or pay in cash, it’s cheaper for both parties without rover charging fees on either side

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@natebargatze nate, please come to houston.

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@reaaabobeaaa dunno if buchi would do better with this but we always used the rover app to find a dog walker/sitter. it’s a lot more cost effective and chauncey would stay in the comfort of his own home during shorter trips

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all my coworkers stopped wearing their scrub caps recently it’s so weird seeing them with hair