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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a bowl of guacamole, asking myself to have some self control.

[ange @angelacooperman]

Enter to win tickets to see Taylor Swift at SoFi Stadium from @1043MYfm. https://t.co/HJmJM1F28z

[ange @angelacooperman]

@benandjerrys Rocky Roe V Wade: chocolate ice cream, uterus shaped marshmallows (no nuts because they shouldn’t have any business with womens rights) and sales go to @AbortionFunds

[ange @angelacooperman]

Planning a bar crawl for Arbor Day called a Bark Crawl was a missed opportunity this year

[ange @angelacooperman]

Guy 1: *groans about gas prices*

Guy 2: I guess now you wish you had bought a Tesla huh?

Overheard in SF (probably)

[ange @angelacooperman]

@Marriott @MarriottBonvoy @MarriottIntl Marriott Brooklyn Bridge has no available water for their guests - during a hurricane advisory with high winds and rain. They asked me to walk to Duane Reade during a storm.. Marriott do better.

[ange @angelacooperman]

I bought roller skates today. I think I’m having ✨ an existential crisis ✨ ….. 🛼

[ange @angelacooperman]

@rachec00p If there is no marinara sauce I don’t want it!!

[ange @angelacooperman]

@rachec00p SAME

[ange @angelacooperman]

Late night thought.. if you are absurdly rich and own multiple Canada goose jackets .. do you own Canada geese jackets?

[ange @angelacooperman]

*Watching Lady Bird*
Lady Bird -“ I wish I could live through something. The only exciting thing about 2002 is it’s a palindrome ”

Me - 😳 😳 *screams at tv* Take it back.. no you don’t!!

[ange @angelacooperman]

FINALLY watching this weeks #snl and did anyone notice how THIRSTY the audience is 😆

[ange @angelacooperman]

Beyoncé is dropping #IcyPark and Houston is frozen..?
2021 Bingo is WILD

[ange @angelacooperman]

These super bowl snacks are a reminder that I too need to watch my tight end 🍑 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🍕 🍗 #superbowl

[ange @angelacooperman]

This makes me sick - such a disgrace to the healthcare workers working tirelessly. 😷

[Stephanie Sierra @StephanieABC7]

This was #FortMason just after 5 tonight. 😷

[ange @angelacooperman]

@rachec00p

[ange @angelacooperman]

@rachec00p I wish I could retweet 💖

[Finesse @r1finesse_]

this January is not Januarying like the other January’s januaried

[marty mcfly williams @talisaxrose]

Is nobody concerned that we literally didn’t have a winter??

[ange @angelacooperman]

I really hope White House staff burn some sage and open up those windows for Joe & Jill.. 🍃 💨 maybe an exorcism too #ByeByeTrump