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just blonde boiz doin what blonde boys do

[celebritycouplename @angelen69]

Helen: I don’t like marvel
Angela: *whispers* pack your things
*long pause*
Angela: ... you see it’s scarier if you whisper.

[celebritycouplename @angelen69]

*Angela & Helen playing Sims*
Angela: I’m gonna refer to them as “they” because I don’t know their preferred pronouns... even though I AM THEIR GOD.

[celebritycouplename @angelen69]

Angela: I want Antoni to eat sushi off of my body
Helen: I want Antoni to eat my ass

[celebritycouplename @angelen69]

Angela: I am so strange... what does it feel like to live with someone so strange
Helen: I don’t know, we’re like two bees in a pod
Angela: Did you just say-
Helen: YES. I was making a point

[celebritycouplename @angelen69]

Helen: YOU THINK YOU’RE COOL ANGELA? YOU’RE NOT THAT COOL!
Angela: *emerges from bathroom with hands on head* Hey look, if I put my hands on my head like this I look bald!
*long pause*
Angela: ...What was that you said about me being cool

[celebritycouplename @angelen69]

Helen: In my defense I’ve only ever seen one Spider-Man film...
Angela: We NEED to talk about the fact that you’ve only ever seen one Spider-Man film!!!!

[celebritycouplename @angelen69]

Helen: In Spider-Man 2...
Angela: We NEED to talk about the fact that you just called it SPIDER-MAN 2!!!

[celebritycouplename @angelen69]

Fuck mountain

[celebritycouplename @angelen69]

Angela: I want a boyfriend so bad
Helen: I want to fuck a rock star so bad!!!

[celebritycouplename @angelen69]

Angela: First alopecia, tomorrow... the world.
Helen: I don’t understand what is alopecia?
Angela: I think it’s a country... unless I just made it up

(Alopecia is a hair loss condition also Angela is an idiot.)

[celebritycouplename @angelen69]

Angela: Our lives suck Helen!
Helen: This is not true.
Angela: Our love lives suck Helen!
Helen: Yeah that’s true.

[celebritycouplename @angelen69]

Helen: I’ll just die alone
Angela: We can die alone together!!!

[celebritycouplename @angelen69]

Hold for abuse

[celebritycouplename @angelen69]

Angela: I don’t have anyone coming over and telling me they love me
Helen: I do that!
Angela: But do you call me babe?
Helen: I do!!!
Angela: ... Yeah you’re right you actually do.

[celebritycouplename @angelen69]

*Helen duct taping the bottom of her broken ass car*
“Like you don’t even know this looks SECURE AS SHIT.”

[celebritycouplename @angelen69]

Helen: I need to wash my car
Angela: okay there are 6 waterguns in my closet let’s go

[celebritycouplename @angelen69]

Angela: Next time we have a pizza party we should call it a pizzAhhh party and watch scary movies... get it cause “ahhhh?”

Helen: ... Pack your things.

[celebritycouplename @angelen69]

New Girl. that’s it. that’s the tweet.

[celebritycouplename @angelen69]

Angela: I thought of a really good pun recently... I was in Vegas getting gas and I thought VeGAS *laughs*

Helen: ... Pack your things.

[celebritycouplename @angelen69]

*listening to one direction in Helen’s car*
Angela: “Last first kiss”... what does that mean?
Helen: Like, they’re gonna be together forever.
Angela: OHH I thought one of them was gonna die
.... there are two kinds of people