taehyung just posted the most random dump in instagram history and added different captions for each slide 😭
1. I managed to catch this one, at least.
2. He’s wild.
3. Don’t provoke him. He gets very talkative.
4. Hmm, this is the one I caught with great difficulty.
5. This one…
6. If you get too close, he might bite.
7. This one is probably gentle.
8. Pork belly.
9. The brow of truth.
10. The brow!
11. Pizza.
"the mots tour got cancelled"
"yoongi underwent surgery"
"they all have successful solo albums"
"they've abandoned twitter"
"thay have individual instagram accounts"
"they're bald"
"they're naked"
"yoongi has a cat"
"hobi has 2 cats"
"they're gym bros"
"namjoon can drive"
YOU'RE TELLING ME WE GOT JIMIN DANCING ON FILTER IN 2026 BC HE SAW AN ARMY REQUEST ON A SIGN OMG?!?
🐥: What do you wanna sing?
🐥: Filter?
🐥: *Spot the sign, dances & sings “Filter”
*the astronaut playing*
Jungkook: "i miss my members... *sigh* i miss my members..."
"i miss my members! bts! (in english)"
WHEN BOTH ARMYS AND JUNGKOOK WERE GOING THRU IT. ☹️