Guide for the Perplexed

🌻Generation X😎Cats 😻🐈LGBTQ+ Ally 🏳️‍🌈 🌍🌛✨🎬📚🎼 Liberal, cynical and still searching for intelligent life down here 🔍

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Imagine if Republicans had even half the balls of E. Jean Carroll, Stormy Daniels, Christine Blasey Ford, Anita Hill, or the Epstein survivors.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Watching the crapulous, low-rent trainwreck of the Trump State Fair, one is reminded Trump managed to bankrupt a casino.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The Supreme Court will not review Donald Trump’s appeal on the verdict that he sexually abused and defamed E. Jean Carroll.

Trump must now pay Carroll $5 million.

[Ryan Cummings @Pol_Sec_Analyst]

One of the most jarring aspects of the 30 June protests was my housekeeper telling me how residents of Khayelitsha have been instructed to inform protest organisers of places where foreign nationals are residing or being hidden within the community.

[Guide for the Perplexed @angelfish_19]

@RonFilipkowski His brain really is Swiss cheese at this stage! 🙈

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

Donald Trump's State Fair is closed due to the following weather conditions: Mostly vacant, with periods of no-shows, followed by extreme emptiness, with 2% precipitation and 98% humiliation.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Dear Donald,
So sorry your state fair was a bust.

As was your "freedom 250" concert.

And your "squeeky tank" military parade last year.

Along with the Melania movie.

And your LIV golf tournament.

And all of your recent rallies.

But rest assured...your funeral will be lit!

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Since we’re not doing separation of church and state anymore, when can we expect the churches to start paying income taxes?

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

Good morning☕️

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

The mock-up of Trump's triumphal arch is already starting to fall apart, with rotting plywood and visible seams. The safety cones are to prevent people from walking underneath it. The whole thing is so poorly constructed people are starting to call it Melania

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Yes, Trump really just claimed that the algae in the reflecting pool is "criminally made."

He's literally a few algae spores away from declaring a war on algae.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

LOL. You have to admire bro’s honesty. 😂

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

MAGA: I'm boycotting the Obama Library!

Me: So you're treating it like any other library?

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE LEWD MAN CAUGHT MASTURBATING AT TRUMP'S STATE FAIR. THE MAN WILL NOW BE PARDONED BY DONALD TRUMP. PAID $1 MILLION FROM THE SLUSH FUND, AND MADE THE NEW SECRETARY OF SEX EDUCATION, CUSTODIAN OF THE EPSTEIN FILES, AND DIRECTOR OF THE CIA.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

The name of the Kennedy Center remains covered by a tarp and scaffolding. Two guards are standing in front of it.

[DulceBiatch @BiatchDulce]

🔔FYI: Look Another Trump Mess!
Trump Dumped 35,000 Cubic Yards Of Toxic Debris Into A Public Park. Now Congress Wants It Cleaned Up.

Congressional lawmakers are demanding the Trump administration immediately remove more than 35,000 cubic yards of demolition debris from the former White House East Wing that was dumped in East Potomac National Park.

Why?

Because testing found elevated levels of lead, arsenic and mercury in the debris, while questions remain about possible asbestos contamination.

According to the lawmakers, the contaminated piles have sat there for nearly eight months, exposing golfers, runners, cyclists, fishermen and families using the park. The debris is also located just feet from the Potomac River, raising concerns about contamination of a major waterway that feeds into the Chesapeake Bay.

Lead and mercury are powerful neurotoxins that can affect brain development and the nervous system. Long-term arsenic exposure has been linked to several cancers. Lawmakers also say no reliable asbestos testing has yet been provided.

Now members of Congress are demanding the administration:

• Remove the debris immediately.
• Clean up any contamination.
• Warn the public about potential health risks.
• Explain why the material was dumped there in the first place.

Another Trump project.

Another environmental mess.

And once again...

It's ordinary people being asked to live with the consequences.

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Dear MAGA,

If Democrats cheated, Republicans wouldn't hold the presidency, the House and the Senate right now.

Also, Hillary would have won.

Hope that helps. 🇺🇸

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

BBC isn’t backing down.

Trump sued them for $10 billion, which means discovery cuts both ways. Now the BBC wants his phone logs, private schedules, daily diaries, and communications from November 2020 through January 20, 2021.

They aren’t just defending the case. They’re asking a simple question: did their documentary damage Trump’s reputation, or did January 6 do that all by itself?

Lawsuits open doors, and discovery is fair game 💥

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

All 12 people are going to be devastated

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Boom! Ukraine just turned Slavyansk-on-Kuban—the refinery feeding fuel to occupied Crimea—into a very expensive bonfire.

Russian logistics to the peninsula now getting squeezed from all directions like Putin’s approval ratings.

Keep coping, vatniks. 🔥🇺🇦