AngelicVodkaregular

i praise Vodka a lot dearly

commissions open but only doing low quality ones

[AngelicVodkaregular @angelicvodka]

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hi guys its me AngelicVodkalover25

I'm 18 and use she/her pronouns

- i like vodka
- i'm heavenly and blessed
- the other horses are welcome
- i prophesize epic funnies

SMASH like and rt to become a sibling of the vodkalovers

[Aly𓂀 @Alynsqk]

Otras chicas sienten mariposas, yo tengo ninfomanía cuando me gusta un hombre

[𝐭 ⋆ @seeklia]

yes i’m weird but it’s tight so

[patricia @kekereoke]

El google fotos disque: “recuerdas este momento” y es un video mio haciéndome la paja😭

[無事人 @foodofthegods3]

Slop is the absence of intentionality and cultivated coherence

[miguel @met444angel]

when my baby goes away what can i do but think of you

[Madison @madis_sins]

girl who has a very normal endocrine system: yeah i just absolutely love salt on literally everything i eat

[alicenyan @sexcalextric]

al final la clave para no pegarse un tiro es encontrar un interés nuevo que te haga feliz hasta que te canse y repetir el proceso

[erla @shefwluffy]

a real shipper doesn't gaf if their ship isn't canon

[Isabella. 🌸 @MsIoluwa]

raw sex on the first ever meet up is actually so fun.
like wow i love you holy shit.
#reminiscing

[海的那边是kaka @kakadeai6993]

想象一下我是你的性瘾女友，每天早上必须把你口醒，不管你憋没憋尿就开始骑你，还命令你尿在里面，上学的时候给你发远程操控跳蛋的链接，放学来接我的时候必须先来一次车震，回家之后先在浴室来一发，回卧室之后必须让我高潮两次才能睡，以上步骤但凡有任一个没有满足我我就哭着自慰说你不爱我了

[柚子汐 @yuzu4io]

オルバリだってハートトーン背負えるよな

[mat 🐈‍⬛💤 @dumbassmat]

if alcohol can damage your short term memory imagine what alcohol can do

[silly @sillyboythuggin]

you subconsciously absorb a small amount of the personality traits from the people around you so you just have millionsn of tiny larp particles swimming in your brain

[MR @M__A___R__O]

ポケフジ 포케후지

私はここにいるのに···

[appo 🇵🇸🔻 @PISSDRlNKER]

when an american girl pronounces herb as erb in her stupid ass fucking accent so u genuinely have to fuck her And cum in her

[🔞Angel Bunny Ი⑅𐑼 @SisterOmen]

Double texting is actually so hot. Like yeah? You want my attention? You want to make sure I saw your message? Adorable

[eva baseball @NoPoasting]

fumbled a girl last night who asked me "do you often have trouble realizing when girls are blatantly hitting on you?"

[َ @gffyoq]

i wish i could say "??????????" in real life, it would be very useful.