AM

I like hello kitty and dogs

[AM @angelixmay]

Omg ant recorded it I’m dying

[AM @angelixmay]

@paulinew423 Nice

[Aerin @FromAerin]

People who are obsessed with making money don’t realize how utterly boring making that their personality has made them.

[✰𝐇✰ @PositivelyHann]

I’m this old. 😂😂

[em @emxlyyyy_xo]

it is with great sadness that i announce my summer body will be postponed until summer 22

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

women being rescued after the titanic hit the iceberg 1912

[COOP @CoopPirate]

Driving at night with astigmatism

[AM @angelixmay]

Me: ur so cute I love u 🥺
My son: farts

[AM @angelixmay]

Ty 2 my mom 4 teaching me how to talk fob, the nurse just gave me a whole pack a huggies and some shit she said to hide in my bag she’s not supposed to give 😂😂

[AM @angelixmay]

Gonna tell the nurse no thank you when they tell me to step on the scale at Kaiser today

[Lane @ersatz_elevator]

IPA stands for “It’s Piss Actually” and I think that’s beautiful

[AM @angelixmay]

This man in Walmart is raising hell over a fast and furious toy...sir there r people dying

[IDK @T_J_A31]

Trump said he’d date his daughter if she wasn’t his daughter. And that’s how he won Alabama.

[AM @angelixmay]

Strangers: omg ur such a cute pregnant lady
My mom: omg ur so fuckin huge r u sure it’s not twins u beluga whale lookin ass bitch
LMAOOO

[AM @angelixmay]

Bruh why is sole scrunching a porn LMAO

[AM @angelixmay]

I asked for white french tips and I look down and my whole ass toe is white. But u know I told her it’s fine don’t worry but I’m dying inside

[AM @angelixmay]

I’m going to CRYYY if my feet don’t shrink back after pregnancy. My toes are currently poppin out my Tory Burch sandals 🥴😐

[AM @angelixmay]

This patient called asking if her daughter can use an electric toothbrush and didn’t believe me when I said it’s fine and said can u have the dentist call me. O K KAREN!!!!

[Alex ψ 🌻🪴🌱 @undecided66]

Good morning to everyone, except those who wear their mask like this ✨

[AM @angelixmay]

Walking around f21 & realizing I can’t get the cute hoe lookin things I used to kinda hurted