𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love a good conversation. like, how did we talk about ten different topics and still have more to talk about?

[melissa 🐇 @glockinmyspiel]

Rip grandma this 5 day bender is for you

[MC IS SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL @MCis_BEAUTIFUL]

I NEED THIS RELEASED NOW

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[mopar @moparscape_acc]

I just got fired from Apple. I was the guy responsible for making sure that when you start typing a name into iMessage, no contacts show up

[K*rk @krktwe3ts]

elder gays (30+)

[𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 @angelkeyro]

Just thought I’d share…

[Shtreetwear @Shtreetwear]

Devil vs. Angel Headphones by Senne

[G🎀 @_iMarriedPrince]

Target Circle is literally useless

[˙✩°˖ caio ⋆｡˚꩜ @allaboutcaio]

ai passo mal de rir toda vez que vejo esse vídeo

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

how it feels to be loved

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

No one sent me a horny Fourth of July chain text 😔

[Kunle @skinnyniggr]

FOBI (fear of being included)

[Bola Montana @thebolamontana]

If I was Kenzie I would have just screamed “fuck y’all” then split

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

Always say yes to a quick 30 minute beer with your friends because that hour and a half could be the best 6 hours of your life

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

seriously though i will have an adderall spritz

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

I fear she ate you up with this 😭😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I really admire people who in 30 minutes get up, have breakfast, and shower. I need 30 minutes just to figure out where I am and who I am.