Miss Andrist

I vow / a ravenous undoing. / I vow to love the fire always.

[Miss Andrist @angelsilog]

age gaps can be weird cuz wdym i was in 5th grade while he was alr in high school HAHA

[kyo @selcagate]

bare mattress, body pillow being used as real pillow, extension cord hanging off the wall, clothes hanging off a pipe… it was either learn the choreo or keep living like this

[²³ ⁴⁴ ⁶³ ͏ʹ℣ @evristainted]

Watch one and the algorithm puts a gun to your head to watch the rest & they’re all just this

[Miss Andrist @angelsilog]

good news: can get pwd id
bad news: i have a mood disorder

[Miss Andrist @angelsilog]

good news: got engaged
bad news: still cant drive

[꩜ @faeslily]

you will be free from the shackles of social media performance once you realize authenticity comes from never expecting a third opinion about yourself

[Miss Andrist @angelsilog]

buhion kaha ni nako ako twt until maabot ko 69k tweets

[Miss Andrist @angelsilog]

Like yest was supposedly for quads but i ended up having sore glutes like i cant even sit down without pain so im like ????

[Miss Andrist @angelsilog]

My leg days are like blind boxes i never know which muscles im working

[꩜ ˙𖦹 ⋆꙳ @nauseahassan]

the bastardization of em dash by chatgpt….this attack on true writers everywhere….alas the ellipses endures uncorrupted….the final trace of human touch….

[Miss Andrist @angelsilog]

id like to see AI take 10 minutes deciding what color to use for the gsheet table headers

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

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[cass | #2 chito lover @archangeleyyy]

HAHWHWHWHWHHWHWHWHWHWHW

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

ok i love her down but this looks like that one casey frey video

[Miss Andrist @angelsilog]

Like atp im gonna polish my RDL form before I’ll ever get a drivers license

[Miss Andrist @angelsilog]

The way my life would be easier rn if i learned how to drive

[leyla 🍒 @mrswamsbsgans]

put them in that damn hotel

[Miss Andrist @angelsilog]

@dig_bicks THANK YOU BB 🥹🥹

[Miss Andrist @angelsilog]

good news: got engaged
bad news: still cant drive

[Miss Andrist @angelsilog]

good news: im no longer jobless
bad news: i still cant drive

[Miss Andrist @angelsilog]

@thranduiltea THANK YOU MISSMAAM 🙂‍↕️🤍🤍

[Maia @maiamindel]

Miranda: can you believe we're putting 25% tariffs on everything? just so men can get jobs!

Charlotte: my favorite brands are american-made, but this is just so nasty!

Samantha: well if those factory guys are cute then what's the harm...

Carrie: big was deported to el salvador