𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀we’ll⠀be⠀together⠀forever，⠀right? ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ you⠀and⠀me，⠀@ReticentMisuse. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[¹⁸⁶⁴ @ichorial]

mother, did you not understand ﹖ mother, i was starved by your side. i was born with my father's sharp — taking teeth.

[𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷. @angerbuilt]

where’s the beers?

[𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷. @angerbuilt]

@dancesitout @timestitched ok np

[𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷. @angerbuilt]

@OFSLOANPLASTICS / never

[𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷. @angerbuilt]

a shrug; sounds pretty fair now.

this is his cue to step aside, free hand helping to swing the door open for her. he loves that face, agitated or not.

“ it was you?! babe, you should’ve said. i would’ve let you in sooner. ”

[𝗃𝗈 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗌𝗈𝗇 @ReticentMisuse]

aggravation. it flared. yet she wouldn’t let it show, knowing just how much enjoyment he was getting out of this.

“ fine ! now open the door ! ”

[𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷. @angerbuilt]

a raise of octave, “ LeT mE iN! ”

okay, now he’s chuckling while simultaneously tossing another chip into his mouth. hm..

“ can i come with you? ”

[𝗃𝗈 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗌𝗈𝗇 @ReticentMisuse]

“ let me in ! ”

if she wasn’t as tired as she was, perhaps she would have been laughing at the whole situation.

“ I just want to come in , eat , shower and sleep . and not even necessarily in that order . ”

[𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷. @angerbuilt]

suppressing a chuckle —— it’d only piss her off, as fun as that usually is. he’s not trying to die just yet.

“ i’m telling him you said that. ”

[𝗃𝗈 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗌𝗈𝗇 @ReticentMisuse]

“ you know , it would actually be far less painful to walk back to the hospital and get my keys — . . ”

fingers pry at the crack of the door, in a pitiful attempt to open it for herself. a huff.

“ link sucks? ”

[𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷. @angerbuilt]

“ wrong! ” he’s attempting to mask the grin he feels tugging at his lips, a large foot planted against the door to block her entry.

“ you have four lives remaining. ”

[𝗃𝗈 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗌𝗈𝗇 @ReticentMisuse]

“ let me in , alex. ”

a boring password. head tipping to the side to catch a better glimpse of her rather smug, chip-smuggling husband.

[𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷. @angerbuilt]

he’s not expecting anyone, is he?

a brow is raising, one hand loaded with a bag of chips as he opens the door by an inch, crunching obnoxiously. oh, he’s gonna have fun with this.

“ what’s the secret password? ”

[𝗃𝗈 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗌𝗈𝗇 @ReticentMisuse]

knocking upon the heavy metal of the loft’s door in the hopes that @angerbuilt is home —

she left her freaking keys at the hospital.

[𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷. @angerbuilt]

maybe even the bad, salty kind.

[𝗃𝗈 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗌𝗈𝗇 @ReticentMisuse]

how very dare you .

[𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷. @angerbuilt]

i’m willing to trade you for a good bag of chips.

[𝗃𝗈 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗌𝗈𝗇 @ReticentMisuse]

you said you accept trades .

[𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷. @angerbuilt]

hey. i’m selling something you might be interested in, @neurosbest.

[𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷. @angerbuilt]

declined.

[𝗃𝗈 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗌𝗈𝗇 @ReticentMisuse]

get your wallet out , @FlREXBLOOD .

[𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷. @angerbuilt]

so many boobs to pick from ..

[𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷. @angerbuilt]

hell freakin’ yeah.

[𝗃𝗈 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗌𝗈𝗇 @ReticentMisuse]

no ?

[𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷. @angerbuilt]

you know this means i can get a new wife too, right?

[𝗃𝗈 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗌𝗈𝗇 @ReticentMisuse]

that’s a poor reference for your application , sir.

[𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷. @angerbuilt]

you stink.

[𝗃𝗈 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗌𝗈𝗇 @ReticentMisuse]

a pencil.

[𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷. @angerbuilt]

one ( 1 ) wife for sale.
will consider an exchange.

[𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷. @angerbuilt]

DUDE. do i at least get a pen?!

[𝗃𝗈 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗌𝗈𝗇 @ReticentMisuse]

FILL OUT A FORM , KAREV.

[𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷. @angerbuilt]

WE’RE ALREADY MARRIED?

[𝗃𝗈 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗌𝗈𝗇 @ReticentMisuse]

she’s taking husband applications.

[𝖪𝖠𝖱𝖤𝖵，‍ ‍𝖠𝖫͟𝖤͟𝖷. @angerbuilt]

yeah. what’s with the attitude?

[𝗃𝗈 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗌𝗈𝗇 @ReticentMisuse]

is that so?