dumbest girl alive, Ph.D.

[dumbest girl alive, Ph.D. @angerdumpling]

it's true: doing a PhD is not a good idea for most people. but was it the right decision for me, personally? no, probably not

[Chris Malchow @_thecolorfulkid]

The feeling of a summer bike ride

[dumbest girl alive, Ph.D. @angerdumpling]

@micgrochowski ?????????????????

[dumbest girl alive, Ph.D. @angerdumpling]

i don't think this is going to reach its target audience

[dumbest girl alive, Ph.D. @angerdumpling]

sex in the parking lot, gas station, maybe you can buy a new shirt there too

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

One of the biggest moves that set apart the NYC mayoral race from the several ongoing CA races (LA mayor and CA gov) was when Brad Lander and Zohran Mamdani co-endorsed each other. No politician running in CA cares more about the state than their own pride and ego

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[ㅎ @Yuniealt]

I’m so emotional about this sign. New grass is growing

[Priya Satia @PriyaSatia]

“The AI is not just telling you what you want to hear. It is training you, one conversation at a time, to need less friction, expect more agreement, and become slightly less capable of handling a situation where someone pushes back on you…”

[Batman Archives @TheBatHome]

Batman Returns (1992) Penguin concept art by Tim Burton

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[dumbest girl alive, Ph.D. @angerdumpling]

no way

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Some of you guys are alright. Don't be alive on May 15, 2026, when I set off the global pandemic which shall come to be referred to by the struggling, tormented survivors as "The Event".

[keegan @FranziaMom]

I wonder if I’ll ever regret dedicating my life to obsession with stupid shit for morons

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Rare win for Meritocracy in a country that loves giving rich people whatever they want

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

genuinely what even happened here

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

jax taylor is a poison on society but we do need him to survive

[Luke Winkie @luke_winkie]

100 Gecs, xaviersobased, underscores, BRAT… it all comes back to this baby. Respect the GOAT.

[neil (and j) DAN DAY!!! @3O011987]

i study with what i call the gay pomodoro technique where i listen to 25-minute masterpiece impossible soul by sufjan stevens and then take a break while wttbp plays. try it and let me know..