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APPARENTLY, when one's startled, one can sometimes fall out of zeppelins??

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of the most surreal sky phenomena ever caught on camera 🧵

1. The coolest meteor video ever

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

Once again I am asking you for the NC-17 Mrs. Doubtfire cut

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@ShowmaxOnline Your live chat is region locked, so I, being in the United States, cannot access it. I've already emailed your support team, who just sent me to reset my password, which is also region locked, so I am effectively locked out of an account I didn't create that is using my email.

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@ShowmaxOnline Help! Someone used my email address to set up an account, but I'm in the USA so can't even contact your support team to help get this cancelled! What can we do about this?

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I have a really bad stomach ache today so obviously the only solution is to eat all the Taco Bell left overs from last night

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I love my Stardew Valley children, Gapley and Beppa.

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Forgot about this garbage site. Intentionally.

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@FrontierCare Is your app having issues? I'm unable to log in and it's unable to find my flight info. I've verified multiple times that everything entered is correct, but I'm still receiving errors.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

These are all porn except one. That one's Twitter.

[TomWalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood]

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

[Richard Parry @_RichardParry_]

As a self-education project during lockdown I wanted to see if I could mimic a brand’s advertising style

Anyway, I made this, happy birthday Grimace or whatever

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Judge Judy erotica

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@intelekshual No way to measure as it gets immediately consumed.

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Maybe men are too emotional to own guns.

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What is more interesting: a fantasy murder mystery game from the viewpoint of a participant or from the viewpoint of an actor performing in it?

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@intelekshual My favorite moment was when I got pulled aside to talk about Mother of the Bride dresses, and when I told her my mom would probably just wear jeans, she scoffed and turned away from me.

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@intelekshual I would give all the moneys to see you attend a bridal expo and just SHUT DOWN everyone there. It was awful when I was wedding planning in 2016, I can't imagine it's gotten any better.

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@bear_onica I love you and miss you!

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Small orange

[Mystery Solvent @MysterySolvent]

If Trump were a new crayon color, what would it be named?

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My dog just bashed my keyboard and almost subscribed me to fucking Twitter Blue.