Alexis Anger

work hard, play by the rules.

[Alexis Anger @angerrry]

"You look really great are you ok?" God I missed Shacks

[Alexis Anger @angerrry]

I love how cunty political campaigns have become like Joe Biden couldn’t write a grocery list but he dropped a lil Trump diss track as an ad for PRESIDENT

[Alexis Anger @angerrry]

Has anyone cancelled @amazon and not missed it? I’ve paid over $100 in subscription fees the past 6 months for things I’ve repeatedly asked to be cancelled, today I caught one for Amazon music that I haven’t used in years. If you’ve switched, what service do you use now?

[13🪐🌍 @bes_ofthebest]

once i realize something i just can’t go back

[Alexis Anger @angerrry]

I need a live action Road to El Dorado with @realjknoxville & Sean William Scott can you imagine

[Alexis Anger @angerrry]

@FOXBaltimore If you need a writer who can proofread feel free to reach out!

[Alexis Anger @angerrry]

@RealityTVBliss Because one is cheating and one is… parenting??? Even w/ alcohol present you don’t know how much anyone has had to drink and her father is literally holding her… I’ve been drinking poolside when my dog jumped in and sank like a rock and I responded instantly it’s not difficult

[Alexis Anger @angerrry]

Hey @Snapchat maybe make it so my videos actually send in the right order/at all before implementing the AI grooming robot. Just food for thought.

[Alexis Anger @angerrry]

@EITMonline I gave my boyfriend a track day in a Ferrari and Porsche through Xtreme Xperience, it worked out well as I found an Airbnb right at Charlotte Motor Speedway so we had an awesome weekend for like $1200

[Alexis Anger @angerrry]

*puts Whiskey in the car, tune to @EITMonline*

“If you’re driving in the car and your dog is on the seat…”

Whiskey 👀

[The Drunk Jake @TheDrunkJake]

no YOU live in a state of DENIAL

I live in MARGARITAVILLE

[Alexis Anger @angerrry]

@EITMonline my dog was missing for ~18 hours, the new scam is ripping phone numbers from lost dog posts.. people are the worst

[Alexis Anger @angerrry]

@EITMonline using Elliot’s example, you need that many people in rotation because just like people you meet out in real life, it’s likely that 3/5 are going to suck 😂

[Alexis Anger @angerrry]

brb calling my grandma to find out how I’m supposed to keep doing this for 50 more years I’m already tired

[Alexis Anger @angerrry]

Different context but relatable

[Alexis Anger @angerrry]

@EITMonline try running the card again for a lower amount to recoup what you can, hold onto the credit card they were trying or their drivers license until they come back w the rest.

[Alexis Anger @angerrry]

@EITMonline keep in mind they have to lug everything off the bus, set it all up, and work the whole night. 2% on a $50 shirt is $1 more, I don’t see what is so offensive about that after paying for tickets, parking, drinks, etc.

[Alexis Anger @angerrry]

@thepisceanaura cancer Venus

[Alexis Anger @angerrry]

@EITMonline I was put in the “criminal” room at the ER once, I presume bc I’m heavily tattooed. They also asked if I “felt safe” with my Dad at 25 years old… I was only there for a kidney infection 😅😩