Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins

special collections librarian; fond of Shakespeare, dead gay kings. not a professional account. she/her

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

okay, time to log out for the night, I have rehearsal and also don't wanna make myself throw up

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

spotted on the way home from work

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

@rexcarcosa he is not one for felon solidarity either

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

@DaveMcNamee3000 About 15 Dr Peppers?

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

@rexcarcosa orchestra conductor

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

@fakegreekgrill why do people think the Joker would vote for anybody? It doesn't really seem like his style

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

@fakegreekgrill @trumwill She voted for Jimmy Carter twice!

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

@starcrossed2018 ah, Wittenberg, city of gay renaissance weirdos (and also Martin Luther is there). Claudius kinda drops the ball on this one, doesn't he?

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

I love how she's cutting his hair in little bits, like just because she's nerfing his divine strength, that's no reason to do a half-assed styling job

[Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @PP_Rubens]

Women messing with men's heads du jour: Delilah giving Samson unwanted haircut, 1621. By Gerrit van Honthorst or Gherardo delle Notti, #BTD 1592.

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

@reschultzed This version is even more of a bop but is probably less period-accurate

https://t.co/1mDLKQ1Qq3

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

@reschultzed awright, now I'm gonna sing these to the tune of "Pastime With Good Company" (it's a bop)

https://t.co/BiXFOsmhkV

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

@lisakwildman @fakegreekgrill agree with this, they also want to harangue you about how they have a right to believe the stuff they do, like that's the thing that's in dispute

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

@Seanfucious He spanked Abe Simpson on two non-consecutive occasions!

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

remember when this was a joke?

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath.

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

my former graduate assistant is writing his dissertation on this (also: Formosus was the guy from the cadaver synod)

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

gotta be my favorite historical period right here

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

haven't done it in years but this is one of my favorite things to play (nb. I am not disciplined enough to play it all that well)

[🌸🎵 Beautiful Melody 🎶💖 @Ducnghia16]

Mozart - Rondo Alla Turca (Marnie Laird, piano)

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

he's also got racism but that and the transphobia are the ONLY THINGS he's running on. Fuck that guy

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

Nearly every single ad @HawleyMO has placed has smeared transgender Americans. His hatred for less than 1% of us is all that he has. No ideas. Has never brought a single dollar to the state. Only visits an average of 6 times a year. Pathetic, weak, prissy, pompous, and cowardly.

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

at my brother's wedding the best man quoted this in his speech

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas.

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

@rexcarcosa all the time (also the fact that there is a Pinky and the Brain sketch that's just that recording verbatim. Well, except for that specific part)

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

@FreakLimner @rexcarcosa but I don't think I look *substantially* younger than I am (or if I do it's mostly because I'm fat)

[Mephistopheles S. Pumpkins @angevin2]

@FreakLimner @rexcarcosa yeah! I'm 45 and people are *shocked* when I mention it