ang.

[ang. @angggtorooo]

My baby is so. damn. H A N D S O M E !!!!!

[evil-lyn @ghoulhag]

client asked me with genuine interest what’s the air freshener we use it smells delicious, i told him “burberry goddess” and he said “?” and i had to explain to him what he’s smelling is my perfume and his face went red

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette

[Crying Orc @orc1917]

my job is really stressful but at least the pay is bad

[fallon dinkley 🤩 @ziarastars]

i miss going through y’all likes

[the vixen 💋 @whoisadedamola]

where the immigrants that eat cats at? send em my way

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

They’re eating the dogs and eating the cats? Come on man.

[Mauroy @mauroytweets]

nobody believed you had it bro.

[BIG ROCKII @RockiiiiRoadd]

When i hear my man having fun without me https://t.co/qFoEeXB2KA

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

At my wedding i’m not doing a daddy daughter dance i’m doing a daddy daughter duel i wanna fight that nigga

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

*t*ump was shot at*

ALL OF US:

[Fine-ance @TheTajMiham]

Fashion Nova bout to be like “The shooter missed, but we don’t! Take 10% off your next order with code ONESHOT”.

[فوفو المُتَوَحِّش @mankoochie]

me texting my fetus: “bitch stop kicking!”

[Murphy⚜️ @_sforsierra]

Lake Lanier 3000-1

[ang. @angggtorooo]

I want a margarita so. damn. bad. 😭