@UberEats my driver just left a Handwritten thank you note. Seriously the coolest thing I’ve EVER seen! Huge huge shout out to Ashley for making this girl’s weekend!!!
Trump told his violent supporters who stormed the Capitol to go home, but he also offered support: "We love you. You're very special." https://t.co/6yAx9rsPll
You know, sometimes the world is a shitty place, but then you’re lucky to get Margaret for your Uber driver, who at 3:45a tells you that you look really pretty and hopes you have a good weekend.
I always forget how weird airports truly are until I see someone FaceTiming on full volume, at 4 in the morning, asking about their Netflix password.
#AirportsAreWeird#Priorities
Due to both the Auburn game and the MSU game being on at the same time, I’ve been banished to the projector upstairs. But animals followed me up here, and this is where we keep the beer, so I think I am the real winner here.
Today I told a coworker: “well salsa does fix everything” (about his food). His response? “One day you’ll be on a leaking ship and I’ll be yelling at you from another ship to ask you if the salsa still fixes everything.” #confused