Bro we’ve seen Cristiano Ronaldo score a World Cup hat-trick against Spain in a game where Portugal went behind three separate times.
Now I’m supposed to be moved by a hat-trick vs Algeria in a one-sided game? 😭
And don’t get me started — Lionel Messi should’ve been sent off. This is a fugazi hat-trick.
cracking up that the replies are almost exclusively Americans saying that every shower in the whole dang country inexplicably has different controls and all of us do the same humiliation ritual at hotels