angie

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

For perspective, if you somehow made $200,000 every single DAY from Columbus' landing in 1492 until now, you still wouldn't have the $44 billion to buy Twitter. It's pretty gross.

[angie @angieinn]

And before anyone asks, no this is not a subtweet. But if the shoe fits…

[angie @angieinn]

Every major city thinks they’re the only city with Cherry Blossom Trees. It’s cute, but you’re not special :/

[angie @angieinn]

Why does this worldwide book exchange Instagram trend feel like an mlm scam I’m so high

[angie @angieinn]

Idk who needs to hear this but wearing a black turtle neck and boyfriend jeans doesn’t make you “look like The Rock”…

[angie @angieinn]

I am once again asking you to abolish the 5-day work week.

[angie @angieinn]

Alec**** fucking y’all get it

[angie @angieinn]

Why is the Alex Baldwin interview airing at the same time as Annie Live???!!! I can’t be the only person with this issue tonight sos

[angie @angieinn]

@AllegRitchie “Natural continuation of Biden’s first term” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[angie @angieinn]

God white men loooooove April Fools Day

[angie @angieinn]

@angieinn @Venmo

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out a terrifying $10,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle—if you dare. 😈 We might send you $100, $250, or $500. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 10/27. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[angie @angieinn]

Khloe Kardashian is looking more like Jennifer Coolidge by the day don’t @ me

[angie @angieinn]

@FarisKaraborni @tcareuhborni Says the straight brother

[angie @angieinn]

@luckstuhl 🥴🥴🥴

[angie @angieinn]

@luckstuhl Oh Kelly b2b customer success is child’s play try talking to a truck driver about holding a truckload of toothpaste for 72 extra hours for no compensation bc that’s industry standard even tho their entire income relies on timely delivery 😵

[angie @angieinn]

@luckstuhl ur the reason I don’t work in ops/customer service anymore

[angie @angieinn]

Idk who needs to hear this but stop saying “girl crush”
it’s not a girl crush ur a little gay it’s ok, happy national coming out day

[angie @angieinn]

@angieinn #venmome if this ain’t vibey idk what is

[Venmo @Venmo]

🚨 VIBE CHECK 🚨 We’re baaaack, giving out $200,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle + a vibey GIF. You could win $500. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 10/7. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdG1U1l

[angie @angieinn]

@hanahnotabanana I’ve been thinking about this tweet all day. I’m so glad IG came back for your big night 🥰

[angie @angieinn]

mannnn I hate Twitter 💀😂 y’all love to beat a dead horse