Self-loathing smutty creator, roller derby girl (ROLL v. WADE, #1776), & law school grad on the verge of a creative break-through. I smile more than I mean it.
@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
ah yes, the real five love languages:
- touch starved
-my parents never said they were proud of me
- i love Things
- i’m so exhausted by life pls let me rest for 5 mins
- hey pay attention to me
@FedExHelp Went to 3 nearby apartments where my packages have been incorrectly delivered before. No one had seen it. 2 of the apartments were occupied by creepy men, 1 of which was definitely on drugs and hit on me. Awesome. Thanks, @FedExHelp
I don't understand how @FedEx is a company. In the 6 years I've lived in this apartment, they've never once correctly delivered to my door. Started checking the "require signature" option and, still, they delivered to the wrong address to a person who signed my name misspelled.
No photo under the tracking so I have no idea where they delivered it this time and, as a 120lb woman who lives alone, not psyched to knock on random neighbors' door trying to find my $500 in merchandise. Fuck @FedExHelp
Here is a list of all the Jan 6 insurrectionists Trump has pardoned who went on to be arrested and charged for rape, sexually assaulting children, or having CSAM. This is who Trump and MAGA call “real patriots.”
Primarily using Bluesky nowadays. Only post on here to advertise I'm working.
Go find me being neurotic and naked on the internet here: https://t.co/PtS4K4mKxe