Zachary Engel

Fully Insured;

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@crazyclipsonly she think she dating john cena or what?

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now they just need a boat full of peanut butter fish

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Boat full of jellyfish

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@TheChargingBUF 8 years 92 million

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@Seinfeld2000 I’d watch it

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@NHLPlayerSafety @PuckReportNHL Kick him off the tour, Gary!

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@NFL @TeamJuJu when u make it to tha Super Bowl but get hired to play the bagpipes for da halftime show

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Tom Brady set to make more money talking about football than he did actually playing football is crazy

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

Former #Patriots and #Bucs legend Tom Brady agreed to a 10-year, $375 million deal with FOX in May, and he is expected to pursue his broadcasting career in 2023.

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he’s replenishing the parasites that occupy his body through his ear because matt is weak and an easy host

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What did they say to Matt Gaetz to get him to change his vote?

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lunch

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Could someone help me with a culinary question: what is “leftover bacon”?

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@yashar So you’re telling me Ron Burgundy was based on a real person?

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if they made a Waffle House video game she would be rated 99overall on defense

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This white girl at Waffle House is the shit 🔥

https://t.co/XsrWwvW0ea

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@abemarquez3 @AIRInforms vibez

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my fat ass thought this was some wholesome fried chicken

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@darrenrovell its okay durkel enough O’Doul’s and you can join them

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I don’t know what’s worse, Brad Pitt being in an actual Fight Club with his family or Angelina Jolie breaking the first rule.

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me to my therapist when they ask why i spend money gambling if all i do is lose and continues a vicious cycle of my spending but really i can’t afford a therapist bc of the gambling so in reality i have to be my own therapist so i think we should all just hammer the over tonight

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@darrenrovell u greedy lil daryl you

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i too am oozing at both ends in awe of this masterpiece

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@todayyearsold someone should put the jellyfish spongebob song over this and maybe add light effects

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im convinced Nathan fielder was behind putting the u2 album on our phones without permission and I wont rest until I prove it