AEW Anglebot

An advanced AI that generates potential angles for wresting company AEW, based on accumulated data and statistical modelling

[AEW Anglebot @anglebot5000]

This is a message regarding the person responsible for this account - yes, sorry to break kayfabe. It was a person all along, not an AI. Unfortunately this person, my beloved sibling, passed away at the beginning of last month.

[AEW Anglebot @anglebot5000]

Two years already. I miss you so much.

[AEW Anglebot @anglebot5000]

Thank you again, and good night.

[AEW Anglebot @anglebot5000]

This is a message regarding the person responsible for this account - yes, sorry to break kayfabe. It was a person all along, not an AI. Unfortunately this person, my beloved sibling, passed away at the beginning of last month.

[AEW Anglebot @anglebot5000]

Thank you for giving them something to smile about.

The only other thing I want to say is please, please, please... if you are struggling, talk to someone. Whatever you are facing is most likely a temporary problem. Please don't choose a permanent, unreversable solution.

[AEW Anglebot @anglebot5000]

Claudio Castagnoli clobbers the kleptomaniac Christian Cage, claiming he copped the clean copper clappers that were kept in the closet

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Anna Jay borrows Dan Severn's magic mustache which imbues her with supernatural submission wrestling powers

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Hook is rebranded as Kook, a crazy conspiracy theorist gimmick

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Kyle O'Reilly is back once again for the renegade master (D4 damage with the ill behavior)

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Chris Jericho hits Orange Cassidy with The Judas Effect but 'Freshly Squeezed' manages to kick out at two and seven eighths, because of woke

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Claudio Castagnoli is revealed to be an advanced cyborg from the year 2189 who was sent back in time to spin people around and make them really dizzy

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Cash Wheeler reveals that FTR stands for French Tickler Rentals

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Jon Moxley is rebranded as Jon Muskley, an arrogant man-child/social media billionaire character who bleeds surprisingly often

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Bryan Danielson debuts a new hold called The Sybian, which proves to be extremely effective at finishing off his opponents and bringing bouts to a climax

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Ricky Starks goes on an epic win streak when he realises he can simply hypnotise his opponents with his gloriously chiselled and oiled torso

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Cash Wheeler reveals that FTR stands for Fuck Tony Randall

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Toni Storm suffers a dislocated genre and ends up wrestling the 1954 version of Godzilla

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Nyla Rose is banned from wrestling in the state of Oklahoma due to her blood tests showing suspiciously elevated levels of Awesomeness