Anglos

Bellissimo, fortissimo, intelligentissimo ma soprattutto modesto.

[hil @plume__]

in awe of my sister’s laundry detergent. detergentmogged

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

Arigato Aleikum

[Anglos @anglos22]

@them_failure Thank you for showing me I am not the only one that feels like this. Never had a problem with it until I had a talk with a friend about passion. Felt a bit soulless afterwards, but it's been a while since then and if it never bothered me before, might as well keep on keeping on

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

me flirting at a bar: How about 22 million inches and thick 😂 referring to my “ouroboros” ofc. Despite him living in my “garden” unit He’s not the serpent of Genesis 🤭but He do be temptin with something sweet(?) 🫳🎤

My boy tryna save the 2man: his ex cheated on him 17 times🥺

[Mr Chipping @chipping_mr]

Is it not known that Saint George appears to English forces in diverse places such as Acre, Agincourt, and the Somme.

Are we shocked that our might protector would also follow us across the Atlantic!?

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

women love edibles it reminds them of the apple

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

If you use a Porto potty and that blue water splashes up on you, you are forever unclean. In a thousand years, archaeologists could dig up your remains and they would know. God will not let you in to heaven and the devil will not let you in hell. This is how ghosts are made.

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

My eye floaters are my favourite bird to watch

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

Hatsune Miku telling me I am going to die of a heart attack is the only way I will go out.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[Unreal Tournament GOTY @syzygy19992000]

i say we all utterly surrender to this new Sinless lifeform

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Videogames aren't art. Art is paintings. Only one videogame approaches art: Mario Paint.

[i lovr you guys 📡✨🌌 @ieatcrayons_3]

factorio mod where the alert noise is a teams ping. nothing else changes.

[deanna the calorie slayer .ᐟ @bnnuyplld]

u get wired headphones and suddenly every door handle is erect and present

[Speedcore Henry 🔜 TEKKO @FaZeHimedanshi]

so many beautiful anime girls are named “skeb”

[Kameron “KY” Yung , DDS @DaveFreese6]

A guy at the pro shop today said that his “swamp ass is so bad he was hydroplaning on the toilet seat”. Never heard that one before. May be adding it to the bag.

[CtoBg #♪📁 @acruxfushi_bg]

“ Have you ever played soccer with your life on the line ” 😭😭😭😭

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

First they came for me. Like, right away. I tried saying "Don't you have some trade unionists or gypsies or something to deal with?", I tried giving them names, but they weren't interested.