if you fell for the copaganda in brooklyn 99 you were doomed from the beginning. like genuinely if andy samberg being like "doink de doink i'm a cop smorgity borg" made you want to be pro-police you deserve to be pelted by rocks
centuries of women before me have yearned to taste the freedom i get to experience nowadays by being able to say no to marriage/children and choose my own path with full agency, and i will never take that for granted. they live through me