Angry Barman

Get the fuck out of my bar.

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Sure sex is great but have you ever said “no” to a customer?

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@JellyMojito It was my dream, who says you weren’t ;) 🥂

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Just got my stimulus check which means my landlord will soon get my stimulus check which means my landlords bank will soon get my stimulus check so remind me what are we trying to stimulate again?

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@Fuct776 @VisionBored1 He’s so cool

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Just wanted to pop in to say I had a dream last night that I made a mojito for James Spader and he said it was the greatest fucking thing he’s ever tasted.

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@TGBED8v8 @daddydoubts No definitely not that one

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@TarheelTide Cheers mate

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@daddydoubts

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@daddydoubts There’s a difference?

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@TarheelTide Been laying low. Like many people in my industry it is not my year 😂🤷‍♂️

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Highlight of my year to be honest

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@JeremySyTweet Furloughed under a menagerie of heavy set Arab women ❤️

[Angry Barman @angry_barman]

Doctor: you only have 3 months to live.

People in 2020: oh thank god.

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@TheRealTDB That’s okay my love you’re my number one so you can have whatever you like

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Enjoy my friends! This list is spot on!

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@Autarkis84 😂🔥🔥🔥

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Sure sex is great but have you ever said “no” to a customer?

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@kells5911 I thought so too 🍻

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@Autarkis84 Yeah you are 🍻

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@jaxwax04 Wish you were my mom

[Angry Barman @angry_barman]

A glass of room temperature skim milk

[The Food Professor @FoodProfessor]

If 2020 was a drink, what would it be?

[Angry Barman @angry_barman]

@dad_philosophy Mmmmm rag milk