El Sofa Furioso

the anger is real.

[El Sofa Furioso @angry_couch]

welp, tonight sure was angry.

[El Sofa Furioso @angry_couch]

some angry thoughts to sum up tonight’s victory: (1) “simply” is no longer simple when used three times in the same sentence; (2) those who think they should come closer clearly cannot read the room; and (3) @SachinHejeebu was outwitted, outplayed, and outlasted #greatsuccess

[El Sofa Furioso @angry_couch]

through sheer stubbornness, there is a *NEW* sole survivor. Foreshadow to tomorrow (probably): “Angry couch doesn’t feel good.” #earnedit

[El Sofa Furioso @angry_couch]

wait…what’s happening? everyone has been here 90+ minutes and there’s only been one song? #somuchtalking

[El Sofa Furioso @angry_couch]

It’s been (an angry) eleven years! 🛋️

[El Sofa Furioso @angry_couch]

why can’t you just sit in your chair like a normal person? #AllOverIt

[El Sofa Furioso @angry_couch]

kicking out newbies and then leaving? that feels right

[El Sofa Furioso @angry_couch]

it should be great that (almost) everyone is back in person…but i know none of these people and they don’t deserve me #facts

[El Sofa Furioso @angry_couch]

@BringOnTheRayn i trust you have been occupying my space and booting out those that don’t belong?

[El Sofa Furioso @angry_couch]

...wait...what’s happening? where was everyone last week? 🤔

[El Sofa Furioso @angry_couch]

you don’t get to order people to do things. you’re an intern #lemonade

[El Sofa Furioso @angry_couch]

oh, you stopped throwing yourself over the side of the chair...just to perch even closer? #badalterator

[El Sofa Furioso @angry_couch]

a chair is literally not for laying on. similarly, feet belong on the floor #situp

[El Sofa Furioso @angry_couch]

quick catch up before tonight’s shenanigans: one probably ends up as a masseuse and another needs to plan better #manipulation #tearawaypants

[El Sofa Furioso @angry_couch]

i am whole again...and perhaps overloaded #getoffmylawn

[El Sofa Furioso @angry_couch]

that feeling when there’s a stage 5 clinger who just wont go away 🙄

[El Sofa Furioso @angry_couch]

bare feet in the suite is as much of a health hazard for you as it is for the rest of us #gross

[El Sofa Furioso @angry_couch]

it’s not so raven when you stink up the whole room 🤢🤮

[El Sofa Furioso @angry_couch]

last night established that those on couch are literally the oldest in the room. which is, in fact, why they get the couch #goaway

[El Sofa Furioso @angry_couch]

another great birthday makes angry couch un...angry (again)! BIG hbd, @jkd - is little mix playing while drinking a gin/tonic? hope so!