Doofenshmirtz

This is my dream journal #teamfollowback

[Doofenshmirtz @angry_maxwell]

Like if you think that I have striking resemblance to doofenshmirtz

[Doofenshmirtz @angry_maxwell]

y’all mfs need to start calling me Sir Maxwell

[Doofenshmirtz @angry_maxwell]

@sammikennedyy as you should

[Doofenshmirtz @angry_maxwell]

If one more girl calls me a golden retriever boy I’m going to lose my MARBLES. I’m a Bernese Mountain Dog.

[Doofenshmirtz @angry_maxwell]

Mentally I’m here

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

my body is not a temple it is doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

[Doofenshmirtz @angry_maxwell]

i’m eboy >.<

[Doofenshmirtz @angry_maxwell]

@KEEMSTAR @Blackkout__ the tv is clearly working in the video
and the kid sounds very scared

[Doofenshmirtz @angry_maxwell]

on my wrist, ice
on my head, lice

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

in an attempt to make your quarantine NOT suck, I’m doing a $10,000 giveaway! randomly selecting 10 people to donate $1,000, just RETWEET this for a chance to win💰

[Doofenshmirtz @angry_maxwell]

what do you use to sew

A THREAD:

[Doofenshmirtz @angry_maxwell]

damn sorry bro i left tht in my dormitory

[Doofenshmirtz @angry_maxwell]

damn sorry bro i left tht in my dormitory

[Doofenshmirtz @angry_maxwell]

With the help of my DECA skills, I, Max Patrick, pitched one of my inators to Shark Tank https://t.co/r4dZbCL05P via @YouTube

[Doofenshmirtz @angry_maxwell]

Been searching for some new lo-fi beats to study to. Anyone got anything groovy?

[Doofenshmirtz @angry_maxwell]

60 likes and i’ll do a dorm room tour (here’s the door tho)

[cal? @cal_gif]

This is the funniest fucking video that exists

[Doofenshmirtz @angry_maxwell]

so i’m the ONLY one excited about the cats movie?!

[Doofenshmirtz @angry_maxwell]

meow

[Doofenshmirtz @angry_maxwell]

yo guys follow me on reddit