Hipster Turd

What has brought you into my corner of this world?

[Hipster Turd @angry_py]

@CuriousGuy_MK @tourinho_victor @LeftAccidental 60-70% of 1600 respondents in a survey is not a significant statistical representation of a population of around 150 million people. Especially when they don’t specify how they picked their sample.

[Hipster Turd @angry_py]

@EmiratesSupport Hey there! I booked a flight to Bangkok from Frankfurt and due to COVID-19 my flight was canceled, but I haven’t gotten any information regarding any refund or further proceedings. How can I reach somebody to discuss this issue? Thank you for your help!

[k ᴴ⚡ @onlyangelle_]

IM BABYSITTINg and I accidentally texted the parents "the baby died" instead of the "the baby monitor died" and I SWEAR TO GOD I have never gotten a call so fast in my life

[Hipster Turd @angry_py]

@NigmaNoname

[conan gray @conangray]

y’all bitches only like joe from you because y’all just wanna die admit it

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

CATS (2019)

[charlie @FAGINISM]

me leaving the club after i have a drunken mood swing and decide to go home without telling any of my friends

https://t.co/0cQnZ4ivLM

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

"im the bad boy"

[Hipster Turd @angry_py]

@yeevz_

[Hipster Turd @angry_py]

@NigmaNoname @Kingstyyy Thats insane, I got one from Vodafone and I’m trying to sell it, it’s new, and people on eBay Kleinanzeigen want me to go below 300 🙃

[bri ✿ @bre3zybr1]

living with actors is different. they be in their rooms yelling “I ATE THE DIVORCE PAPERS THAT’S RIGHT I GOBBLED THEM RIGHT UP” n i’m just supposed to keep quite & eat my oats like nothing’s happening

[Modestep @Modestep]

When we play shows now and there are 18 year olds there, I think.. they would have been 8 years old when I started this 😮

[Julian Popov @julianpopov]

The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

[reminding you to drink water @drinkwaterslut]

drink water now sluts

[Marie von den Benken @Regendelfin]

@JensMaierAfD Als es hieß: „Jens, für Dich wird es nie wieder Muschis geben“, waren Katzen eigentlich nicht gemeint.