angrybartender

[angrybartender @angrybartender]

Customer: How many people have you killed?

Me: Obviously not enough

[angrybartender @angrybartender]

"They should make @Cheetos blue so you could look like a Smurf." Words of wisdom at the bar.

[angrybartender @angrybartender]

thanks for pissing off the bar tender, now all my friends are drinking on your tab

[angrybartender @angrybartender]

Nobody wants to hear you make out at the bar for 2 hours. Disgusting!

[angrybartender @angrybartender]

oh i wish my boss would let me put the chairs up to drop the hint

[angrybartender @angrybartender]

favorite coworker leaving. sucks ass.

[angrybartender @angrybartender]

you come in here every day and think it's ok to tip 25 cents on a $93.75 tab? fuck you!

[angrybartender @angrybartender]

@twobeerqueers that's always a good way to get the bartenders attention for the duration of your binge

[angrybartender @angrybartender]

if you tip like shit you probably won't get the preferred service your friends are getting

[angrybartender @angrybartender]

are you fucking kidding me? the $2.50 white zin is corked?!

[angrybartender @angrybartender]

if you ask for the check then pay the fucking check already

[angrybartender @angrybartender]

of course the CREAM of jalapeno soup has dairy you fucking idiot

[angrybartender @angrybartender]

If you're not going to show up then cancel your fucking reservation so i can still make some money.

[angrybartender @angrybartender]

Stupid amature night, I know a cosmo is a martini.

[angrybartender @angrybartender]

We're not psychic, nor are we idiots

[angrybartender @angrybartender]

Just because you didn't get anything for free doesn't mean you can tip shitty. We can't always afford to give away the bar.

[angrybartender @angrybartender]

usually this jobs pisses me off but today was ok