Grumpy Cat

You are so funny, I'm dyin' over here..

[Grumpy Cat @angrycatsmind]

“Do me a favor?” “Does it involve me getting up?” “…Yes.” “Then no.”

[Grumpy Cat @angrycatsmind]

My Life: Wake up, Survive, Sleep.

[Grumpy Cat @angrycatsmind]

I should just change my voicemail greeting to: "Please hang up and text me, thanks."

[Grumpy Cat @angrycatsmind]

I hate when people in a commercial have more fun in 30 seconds than I will ever have in my whole life.

[Grumpy Cat @angrycatsmind]

Dear radio stations, You know, there are more than 5 songs in the world. Sincerely, annoyed listeners.

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I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the script.

[Grumpy Cat @angrycatsmind]

Stressing out about crap I have no control over is probably what I do best.

[Grumpy Cat @angrycatsmind]

I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.

[Grumpy Cat @angrycatsmind]

Ever look at your best friend and wonder why the hell you aren't comedians?

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Saying "I forgive you" is the kindest way to tell someone, "I still think it's your fault."

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If people winked in real life as much as they do in texts.. this world would be a pretty creepy place. ;)

[Grumpy Cat @angrycatsmind]

My friend: "Do you know any good movies?" Me: "Snakes on a Plane..?" Friend: "What is it about?" Me: "Horses... horses on a boat."

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Eyeing your toys suspiciously after watching Toy Story. e__e

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Food is my best friend.

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"What's your relationship status?" "Oh well, a little bit more unlucky than the squirrel from the Ice Age"

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When I agree with someone, it's for 1 of 2 reasons: Either I do agree with them, or I agreed so they can shut the hell up.

[Grumpy Cat @angrycatsmind]

My imagination is a pretty freaky place.

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I wish it was as easy to unfriend people in real life as it is on Facebook...

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I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.

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I hate when music videos have nothing to do with the song.