laertus

danish by blood, parisian at heart. loyal brother vivre la vie folle

[laertus @angrydane1]

@MeatpoleO did they stab you like hamlet

[laertus @angrydane1]

@MeatpoleO how did hiding behind the curtains help ya out on that one dad ?

[laertus @angrydane1]

me and hamlet after we stabbed each other

[PoloKneeYasss @Polo_Knee_Yasss]

Me and the boys (plus Ophelia💕) @sonofpolonious @HornyHamlet @opheliyuhhhhh @kingclaud_1 😍😍😍

[laertus @angrydane1]

really felt it ending when my body got buried.

[Laertes @sonofpolonious]

could really go for a baguette rn

[Laertes @sonofpolonious]

anyone know what happened to my mom?

[laertus @angrydane1]

Would hamlet listen to my chemical romance or the smiths? What kinda depressed was he 🤔🤔

[laertus @angrydane1]

@opheliyuhhhhh @sonofpolonious Women aren’t allowed formal educations duhhhh

[laertus @angrydane1]

at least ham didn’t turn me into a pie for revenge purposes 👍

[laertus @angrydane1]

I will never get to kiss another Parisian lady in life again 😭😭

I mean there’s dead ones up here but it’s not the SAAAME

[laertus @angrydane1]

🥱🥱

[Laertes @sonofpolonious]

I should’ve just stayed in Paris

[ophelia @opheliyuhh]

@kingclaud_1 I blame u too

[laertus @angrydane1]

@NewHubbyUncleC Huh???

[king claudaddy @itsyaduncle]

i wonder what it’s like to be in hell, i wouldn’t know 🤷🏼‍♂️

[laertus @angrydane1]

@dramaqueenHAMMY Ariel cause in the original she commits suicide and dies

[laertus @angrydane1]

I wonder what dying feels like.
You, too?
I’ll let you know I find out.
Oh, wait.
-gabbie hanna