John Tortorella

[John Tortorella @angryfonz]

Any tips on committing twittercide?

[Strombone @strombone1]

⛄️ -> 🌴 -> 🌵 @89SGagner

[John Tortorella @angryfonz]

Fuck. You. All.

[John Tortorella @angryfonz]

godammit..................

[John Tortorella @angryfonz]

Look at the brain trust in the rafters of the United Center. You'll never see that in Vancouver. #PatQuinn and a #BunchaOtherGuys

[John Tortorella @angryfonz]

Oh yeah. Cause dogging the footsteps of the team who beat your ass has always worked out so well for you. #MikeKeenan #Messier

[John Tortorella @angryfonz]

Dear Francesco,
Today I enjoyed a nice lobster Benedict, a $500 cognac coffee & a nice massage w/ a very happy ending. #BeforeNoon #Buyout

[Cozy Pines (he/his) @CozyPines]

My bon voyage for my favorite bass player.

[John Tortorella @angryfonz]

Fuck I'm bored. I'd take a fuckin seat on a panel right now.

[John Tortorella @angryfonz]

@PredsNHL Thanks heaps guys.

[John Tortorella @angryfonz]

Follow next season for live tweeting from the dilapidated transport system of the KHL.

[John Tortorella @angryfonz]

I hope you're happy Vancouver. You're gonna find out how little my 'style' had to do with this shit show. Me and Kess are off to Buffalo.

[John Tortorella @angryfonz]

Fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck. 2 Fixers just asked me if I wanted to take a buyout offer or continue walking.

[John Tortorella @angryfonz]

Maybe I shouldn't have gone after Hartley...

[John Tortorella @angryfonz]

Anyone else still have a job today? I do. #OneDayAtATime

[John Tortorella @angryfonz]

Philosophical differences.
New direction.
Identity crisis.
Edler -39
What are things Linden might say, Alex?

[John Tortorella @angryfonz]

Limbo, limbo, limbo like me.

[John Tortorella @angryfonz]

It's all on me. I aged these fuckers. I made them forget how to shoot and pass. I destroyed Edler. I screwed Luongo. #SharkFuckinJumped.

[John Tortorella @angryfonz]

This fuckin day might be the Longest of career. #Broadcasting #KHL #BackToPorn

[John Tortorella @angryfonz]

@Pope604 Hope they don't ask me to go fishing.