Retarded Mum ™

Cougar? I'm not that scary... am I?

[Retarded Mum ™ @angryhumor]

Happy Birthday ShahRukh Khan @iamsrk thanx for all your movies and everything you did for us fans! God Bless you! <3 <3 <3

[Retarded Mum ™ @angryhumor]

My daughter's boyfriend still doesn't know how to tie his shoes. Every time I walk in her room that's all she's doing.

[Retarded Mum ™ @angryhumor]

Just added my son as a friend on Facebook and his status said "WTF mom" It's so cute of him that he greeted me w/ "Welcome To Facebook mom!"

[Retarded Mum ™ @angryhumor]

My son and his best friend Jake are like brothers. 17 years old and showering together, sleepovers, its so cute!

[Retarded Mum ™ @angryhumor]

My daughter play these video games with guys. It's so cute and funny. I also want to play THIS game: http://t.co/z9SsQWjE - sp

[Retarded Mum ™ @angryhumor]

I found used condoms in the trash. #IHatePeopleWho use condoms as a water balloon when they run out of it. Even if it's my daughter.

[Retarded Mum ™ @angryhumor]

My daughters boyfriend is so polite, every time he accidentally touches my breasts he says sorry.

[Retarded Mum ™ @angryhumor]

Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room ... sex-ed is so advanced now, they also give homework!

[Retarded Mum ™ @angryhumor]

My daughter taught me a new dance called "twerking" today. My son's friends love when I do it for them!

[Retarded Mum ™ @angryhumor]

My daughter must love algebra, she's always on the phone with her teacher at night.