Jeremy Carroll 🇮🇪

Irish by Birth, American by Choice. He/Him

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@Bob_Janke Temperature or decade?

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@Bob_Janke Do you prefer white or dark velociraptor meat?

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@emma___flynn Reminds me of that famous Billy Yeats quote, "water, fuck yeah"!

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@girlziplocked Well fuck, now you'll never hear this witty neg I've been workshopping all week

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@siobhni Sure the best thing in Cork is the road outta Cork

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@BNick Who is he going to rat on when he gets caught again?

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@bigmonsterlove Explains the letter I just got out here in Idaho

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

We fund what we value.
We police what we don't.

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@Grace_Segers @NikolenDC Maybe this time they'll fight off the invading Normans?

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@Ciaraioch This is perfect! I was looking for something awkward to have my mam post me. I usually go with just cheese and onion Tayto's but I found a suitable american replacement for those

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@unaminhkavanagh Alive alive oh

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@BNick Ditto, for both shots.

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@bigmonsterlove I'm not going to fact check this tweet and just live with the joy of it for the moment

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@hiberno_english This tweet alerted me to the fact that 'The Dictionary of H-E' existed, thanks!

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@ElyKreimendahl If you stuff it in those postage paid envelops that come with some junk mail then you can have someone else open it

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@bigmonsterlove In Mountain timezone, enjoying the fall of the brit's monarchy

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@bigmonsterlove How? And who?

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@bigmonsterlove Why? And more importantly, when?

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@BNick Black pudding is the best thing on that plate, I fucking love that shit! Can't wait to have it smuggled in again after this pandemic

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@SueKirk @thepodcastdad Sure the best thing about Cork is, and always will be, the road outta Cork