BRFC Captain

The original and best Mr Young parody. Creator of #HumanWall and #CleanSheet
AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHH

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Tighter than Foxsports at payments time

#SokkahTwitter can never be defeated

A hard Urned victory

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@abcgrandstand Hurry up, you lot are slower than Bob Malcolm

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I haven't been this nervous since the days of McKay and Bratten playing as stand in central defenders

Aaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhhh

[ABC SPORT @abcsport]

🏆 That's it folks.

We've had over 80,000 votes in just one day.

We'll tally the votes, and be back to you directly with the result!

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Aarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

[ABC SPORT @abcsport]

🏆 Here we are folks, the final two.

⚽🏏 The Hyundai A-League and their beloved 'toilet seat' or the coveted Ashes Urn retained by Cricket Australia.

Choose your chalice below.

[ABC SPORT @abcsport]

🏆 Here we are folks, the final two.

⚽🏏 The Hyundai A-League and their beloved 'toilet seat' or the coveted Ashes Urn retained by Cricket Australia.

Choose your chalice below.

[BRFC Captain @angrykeeper]

@abcgrandstand I'll be raging if we don't bag the 3 points over the Sandpaperers

#SockahTwitter

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Given the runaround at a pitch with a running track around is quite appropriate when you think about it.

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Told you all.

Football is a simple game.

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Don't worry Gaffer @AmazinAloisi
All we have to do is score more goals than Perf and we can win tonight

#FinalsFooty

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Stop fucking moaning about a Thursday night game you tits.

I can't even get a new contract because I'm not old enough.

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Gaffer @AmazinAloisi

I think we've turned the corner in our season, we haven't conceded a goal in days

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@AmazinAloisi Maybe in 10 yrs time when he's old enough Gaffer

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@AmazinAloisi Such wisdom from you as always Gaffer @AmazinAloisi
We are still one of the best 10 teams in Australia

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Today in the Summer Solstice.

Please spare a thought for the Aloisi brothers.

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RUOK GAFFER? @AmazinAloisi

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Easy 3 points on the cards tonight. I'm bringing the entire supply of #HumanWall awesomeness for all the fans

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@AmazinAloisi Yes Gaffer @AmazinAloisi , just like us putting an Over 35s team into the top national comp.
Peek A-Leeg

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Thanks fans.

Like Bryan Adams used to sing in his classic power rock ballad "Everything I do, I do for you"

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@BrisbaneRover Me too.

Playing in this team keeps me busier than Santa on Xmas Eve.

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Heads up everyone including you Gaffer @AmazinAloisi
A win over Perf in 3 days time and we'll be back up to Finals Footy 6th

Looking forward to another mega busy night