Wicked Fact:
You can say something with the intention of pissing someone off only to get mad at them for being pissed off, then act like THEY’RE the stupid ones wasting YOUR time.
🤡 <-(You)
*Or*
You could just ✨stfu✨
. . . please and thank you
#shutup#you#Insecure
Catholicism is essentially the world’s largest cult. “Oh please forgive me Daddy Fran- Er, I mean, Father Francis.” Pope be like “Jesus who? I am the messiah. I run this shit.” Y’all just suck his ween while he tells you it’s divinely ordained. #CatholicTwitter#PopeFrancis
Astrology is the religion for people too lazy to follow a deity. Like bro, just pick one. I personally went with choice Aztec gods so I can justify human sacrifices and the government can’t tell me no. Astrology really pisses me off.