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Omg why is this new #MindyProject SO ON POINT and HILARIOUS

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@ZackWalnut EWW how dare he use Mississippi that way! 😑🤢😡 #blocked

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Okay, really Hurt about this one. And I just cancelled out my own feelings with that pun. Sorry John Hurt. Really am sad about you.

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Just bawled during a Project Runway Junior episode so I'm ready for 2016 to be over.

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“I think it is very important to stop when you haven’t anything to say.” —Julian Barnes https://t.co/K1FYG74VxP

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@ZackWalnut Watched it. So hot. I was like why are all the rest of the men in this movie trolls, shouldn't he be less extremely hot?

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@ZackWalnut IS THAT THE ONE WHERE HES A GHOST THAT BECOMES REAL FOR A CERTAIN NUMBER OF DAYS AT CHRISTMAS

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@angrylitmajor and bank account + 7) One quickly realized True Love connection + 8) Some Christmas

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@angrylitmajor and discards the other men in her life holding her back + 6) Bachelor changes his ways and offers city woman his heart

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@angrylitmajor + 4) One reason for bachelor to act like the Grinch for the first fifteen minutes = 5) City woman realizes her true potential

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@angrylitmajor city for some more rural/less urban place (because that's where nice girls find love) + 3) One jaded but we'll to do bachelor

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Recipe for ideal Christmas Lifetime movie; 1) One overworked, under appreciated city woman + 2) One feasible reason for her to leave the

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Frost! On the ground! In Mississippi! (Had to check to make sure my pig hadn't frozen overnight but we're all good! 👍🏼)

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My hair LQQK suddenly reminds me of Ramona in Scott Pilgrim/did anyone else notice how there were really only two hairstyles in that movie?

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Speaking of stereotypes, remember when Jeremy was the Irresistible Sexpot and not always degenerating into British frailty? #MindyProject

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"Our grandpa once got so heartbroken he turned into the trunk of a willow tree." #MindyProject making me lol w/ these southern myth jokes

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Have we invented scalp exfoliant yet?

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coworker: Your outfit is very 1997 Run-DMC today
me: *blushes* wow, thank you

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Every time I get really panicky I remember that I already voted and feel a little better. #HillYes #VoteEarly #fightthecheeto