go outside more. set scary goals. drink more water. work hard. play hard. move your body. make your bed. help other people first. ask a stranger how their day is going. write down a few things you’re grateful for. scroll less. cry more. hug your dad. eat more protein. laugh a lot. fall in love. break your heart. try again.
teach someone a lesson you wish you knew sooner. try see the world while you can.
It was the night before Christmas and as your eyes can see, that mean old Grinch was extremely horny. And on his quest to busting some ass, he even took the last can of who hash. But little did he know as he searched with glee, that Little Cedric Loohoo had woken up to pee.
The Grinch heard a noise, “Oh no, who’s that?” There stood Cedric and his ass was too fat.
“Santa, is that you? I have been good all year.”
“Why, yes, my dear, why do you think I’m here?” He gave him $3 and a pat on his head and shooed him away and sent him to bed.
But that clever Cedric Loohoo said, “Hey, Mr. Grinch, I know it’s you, I ain’t gon’ lie.”
“I want you to fuck me.”