Angry Prince Charles

Well, I say, wouldn't one be angry if ones mother had kept one waiting for a job for most of ones adult life? Angry? You bet one is!

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BREAKING NEWS: in UK, celibate men in frocks who belong to international paedophile organisation claim gay marriage will "destroy society"

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#UnlikelyRoyalBabyNames - Harold III

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#RoyalVarietyShow is Rolf Harris on tonight ma'am? Didgeridoo it?

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#UnlikelyRoyalBabyNames after that bleddy racket: Bill Bailey #RoyalVarietyShow

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#UnlikelyRoyalBabyNames - Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew Cuthbert Dibble Grub, the 1st

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#UnlikelyRoyalBabyNames - Charles

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text from Harry "fuck, just realised, boy or girl I will be bumped down the line of succession" #RoyalBaby

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be prepared William, if it's a bleddy carrot-top just say it must be in ones genes, after all ones brother is ginger, hold on... #RoyalBaby

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One is far too young to be a bleddy grandparent, one hasn't even finished preparing to be King yet. #RoyalBaby

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William you bleddy fool! One advised one to get ones HAIR sorted! #RoyalBaby

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one is getting ready for #Skyfall ~ earplugs, kindle, hip flask .....

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one can only chortle at the wee dumpy Scots fellow Salmond making a total arse of himself, it's what happens when you give plebs power

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it's a damned disgrace that the BBC has not exhumed Jimmy Savile and done the blighter for gross misconduct, do they have no shame?

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breakfast fruit: banana? apple? pear? not today, today I will have the King's peach

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wonder if Adele would like one to babysit? anything to get out of sitting through this wretched #Skyfall movie @OfficialAdele

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just suggested to Camilla that one calls in sick today and has a day off from 'preparing to be King', that or suffer a bloody #skyfall

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oh God another one of those mind-numbing Bond movie premiers one has to sit through, even worse since mother did that bloody cameo #skyfall

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how frightful, apparently that @realrossnoble character is 'similar to one'

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ones Spanish footman just beat one at chess: Juan won, one lost.

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your future King #deservesafollow