Angry Scotsman

The musings of a very #angry #Scottish ex-pat adapting to life in #Toronto, Canada. #FML

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@Christineshy9 @izthisJudah Fuck off Christine.

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My 74-year-old father-in-law received a ticket from Oshawa bylaw for “obstructing the use of the sidewalk” (which is a stretch). Meanwhile, there’s been an actual burned out vehicle sitting at the end of a neighbour’s driveway for a week. @DanCarterOshawa what is going on ffs?

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@thehazelmae Atkins out.

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I absolutely fucking hate that Speed cunt.

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@Morayoorr Hawk Tuah

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@FadeHubb Are we going to ignore how small this apartment looks? Probably costs $4k a month too.

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@FreedomFriedF @MailOnline As credible eye-witnesses, there is not a jury in the land who would doubt their testimony.” 😂

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@emmaleyla1988 @TRobinsonNewEra Guess that makes it alright then you fucking cunt.

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Hey @oshawacity. I’ll make sure I ALWAYS have 4 bags out for you now. Guess I should have just put it at my neighbours drive as they only had 2. Fucking jobsworths.

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@ArthurBaitson @KimKardashian All the guys to your son…

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@lukefoxjukebox A scapegoat suggests there’s one person taking the flak but, in my experience, the blame is directed towards the stars, the lack of quality depth, the goalie, the coach, the mentality, the GM, ownership. It’s not a scapegoat, it’s simply shared blame for continued poor results.

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I thought I spotted Dan Shulman as the announcer on The Hill movie, but it was John Smoltz.

@TheHillMov @DShulman_ESPN

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“My wife died.”

“How did she die?”

“Suddenly.”

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Causes of death in London, 1632.

Anything stand out?

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@BenPetkau @FutureMan1970 Why did it take so long in the statement to say “oh, and release the innocent Israelis taken hostage while you’re at it.”

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@TodayJays Yeah, hang on, we’ll send over a younger, cheaper MLB-ready player who is controlled for 5 more years — who was as good as Kim over a smaller sample size last year — AND throw in a top-100 prospect AND another prospect, for one season of a guy who has hit .245 in MLB. No chance.

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@ColinCarrieCPC Serious question: why is this Trudeau’a problem and not the mayor, Ford and even yourself?

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I’m sorry @TyHaliburton22. I took you in my parlay and fucking jinxed it. Who’s gonna be cursed tomorrow?

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@SHollywoodN @SadLeafFan17 What if the Jays took Machado too?

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@SouthlandPost Legalized fucking con men.

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@fordnation Just what we need.