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Still a punk. Still a lesbian. Still a fujoshi. Proud mum of two. Enjoying retirement

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@hornyotakuxD @glam0urdarl1ng At first I was like: No it's not! But I guess you wanted me to quote you accurately 😅

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@glam0urdarl1ng @hornyotakuxD As it was said by a genius philosopher of out time: Cry about it.

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@glam0urdarl1ng @hornyotakuxD We're sapphics??????? Hello???????????

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@glam0urdarl1ng @hornyotakuxD We're reclaiming it. Deal with it.

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@hornyotakuxD Oh it's THAT kinda fag....... okay

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@hornyotakuxD You know I quit!

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@hornyotakuxD You said I'm a "moralfag". I never really understood this word, to be honest...... What does it have to do with eating?

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@hornyotakuxD I am NOT a moralfag. I don't eat morals

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@hornyotakuxD And the last time I checked, you were an unemployed bum

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@hornyotakuxD I am NOT your grandma.

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@womenrmyfavguy Yessssss

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@womenrmyfavguy Yessss

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//it seems all replies get hidden, including old ones
//okaaaaayyyyy that's weird

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@hornyotakuxD Yeah, me

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This might be my funniest tweet ever. AND the funniest reason to go to the hospital

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Lil holding a burp (I burned the roof of ny mouth)

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@CaptainPapyrus1 @namiisntok @greattsomeone Please, mate, just say you've changed your mind and you will give the ship to him.

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LET ME TWEET YOU STUPID BIRD

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@CaptainPapyrus1 @greattsomeone @womenrmyfavguy @hornyotakuxD ✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️
I am. Thinking.

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@greattsomeone @CaptainPapyrus1 @angryfishngah @hornyotakuxD Yeah, I'm free!