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Moochie woochie

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Does anybody remember the 70s and the 80s? Basketball players used to play in Speedos and halter tops

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This year about five guys got fined $5500 apiece... 'cause they were wearing their shorts past their knees.

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They just sit in the pet store. They're under there like, 'Meow,' and you be looking at them like, 'Oh they're so cute. Let's go find one like that

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Cats are cool because you don't have to buy them. You see them on the street, take them home -- they're yours. You ain't never seen a cat being bought out of a pet store.

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Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods?
A: They take the psychopath.

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How do a bunch of people buy a bird . They chirp in

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It really eats me up when I see people come late to shacris and then leave early

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It's crazy that yeshiva buchrim go to sleep like at 11 12:00 and they can't wake up at 12:30

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U know when your trying to make chulent u get like a million unwanted helpers.....

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According to some poskim u put on a tallis when u get married and not because your cold

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they feel stupid

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U know when someone is really disturbing and making a lot of noise u tell them shhhh And they just yell shhh right back at u because the...

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U know when u send some a serious message and they reply to you LOL....They missed the boat

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I hate it when people ask if your on drugs/drunk when your just having fun, some of us just have the personality of a crackhead