brynn 🍒

( 23. she/they. )

[maya @mayapo1ogies]

just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.

[laysbian albatross 𓅫 @evilrelaysp0rt]

tube time will continue until morale improves

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

You can be in the most conservative Midwestern city and if you go into a Half Price Books it will have concentrated many of the queer people in the city into one place and created a sort of Portland microclimate.

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

movie industry is so far behind creepypasta technology that they're pumping out "Kids tv show but its haunted" in 2026. in a few years they will be releasing Sonic.exe in theaters

[Thiccodachi Life @meloyonce]

Gone girl spoke of this

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

this anything

[Portuguese Village Elder @ehyeahwhatever]

i semi-frequently check wikipedia's "list of poisonings" to see if this is still up and am always happy that it is

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

i wear clinique black honey for three reasons:

1) it looks nice

2) for a moment when i put it on i can pretend that i’m arwen undómiel, evenstar of her people, lounging around in rivendell on a crisp autumn day. and aragorn is my boyfriend.

3) it goes with everything.

[Rupkatha @brown_book_bug]

"whimsymaxxing" "putting gem stickers on my face" "girl math" "girl dinner"

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[✮ @istgnolimit]

"people you may know" & it's someone i'd set on fire

[isa @elisaposting]

girls be like "i needed this" and it's just a weekend of abusing substances with their best friends

[clifford carmichael @former_gcup]

It’s Have Insane Dreams August are you having insane dreams

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I’m gonna be the Sexiest Missing person of 2028

[klf @slackenin]

Starting a lit mag called DESTROY; you send me your work and I make it worse, as well as incredibly offensive, then publish it under your name and send it to your boss. That's step 1

[Noelle @Bingybop3421]

anyone wanna have a dramatic final confrontation in a field of flowers that will turn red once one of us falls

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

If a Genie Gave me Three Wishes I would wish for Two Purple Skittles and then for my Presence be Eliminated from The Earth and Wiped from the Minds of Those who have ever Know Me