Derek McKeever

yuppie hatin' hot dog & root beer connoisseur

[feral goblin @luckylamb420]

drinking 1000 beers and staying out till 1 billion o’clock

[Derek McKeever @angsty_as_frick]

@luckylager63 Ya wouldn’t know it at the bar I’m at!

[Derek McKeever @angsty_as_frick]

I’d rather see the twins get their asses handed to them for the 50th time this season than watch 5 minutes of the World Cup good god

[Derek McKeever @angsty_as_frick]

@ChipotleTweets big thanks for the 12hrs of food poisoning and not keeping anything down!! I expected better from the Richfield MN location during a dinner rush but here we are. Don’t eat the chicken. get your shit together.

[Groucho @AllThingsMarx]

"Say, what do you think you're doing, holding up the building?" #HarpoMarx 1946 #ANightInCasablanca
Underrated

[Derek McKeever @angsty_as_frick]

@fraserinspace You know it. Laughed my ass clean off.

[Derek McKeever @angsty_as_frick]

this is the most diabolical thing u could possibly fathom to put on the TouchTunes and torture the entire bar around u with

[Derek McKeever @angsty_as_frick]

@fraserinspace joking? :)

[Derek McKeever @angsty_as_frick]

behold; the ideal airbnb

[Derek McKeever @angsty_as_frick]

hope this tornado comes through. i've been fixin' to get sucked off for a while now.

[mark normand @marknorm]

“Now we’ve both been shot in the face”

- Stormy Daniels

[Far Out Magazine @FarOutMag]

RIP Dexter Romweber 🌹

The founder of the iconic Flat Duo Jets passed away on Friday at the age of 57.

His family’s statement described Romweber as “One of the most acclaimed artists of the roots-rock underground”

https://t.co/Fjv5vDAJ9J

[Derek McKeever @angsty_as_frick]

I wanna make a spiced cider but I think I need to expand my spice rack first. “Cumin Cider” might be a big commitment.

[Derek McKeever @angsty_as_frick]

ya never hear about big debbie

[mark normand @marknorm]

aside from captain, you never hear about any other ranks of Obvious

[Derek McKeever @angsty_as_frick]

whiskey plates in the liquor store parking lot at 9:30 am. good morning rice st!!

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Omg https://t.co/dkJXFpI9JP

[Derek McKeever @angsty_as_frick]

@njgeiger I’m not against their cafe stuff as much as I am their sad excuse for breakfast food. with the exception of their “hashbrown” which is just a fried potato granola bar (and excellent)

[Derek McKeever @angsty_as_frick]

people that get excited for McDonald’s breakfast scare me

[Derek McKeever @angsty_as_frick]

why don’t we call em brat dogs ITS RIGHT THERE