Emu

A tall, ugly, and flightless bird. Literally anything I do ≠ endorsement. Computer nerd.

[2broke4a249 🔜NIKKE3rd Encounter @2brokefora249]

My body is not a temple it’s a city and that city is Fallujah and it’s November of 2004 and the bathroom stall is the hell house

[Aman @Amank1412]

cybersecurity startups trying to raise funding right now

[Justin Barasky @JustinBarasky]

Chris Christie knew who Vivek Ramaswamy was from the jump.

[adri ♡ @socialistadri]

Jennifer Welch calls out the liberal consultants and centrists:

"Getting beat by Trump twice tells me that anybody who had anything to do with Kamala's campaign, Hillary's campaign, should never be in politics again."

[Adam @adamthealright]

I love SSRis. oh you’re depressed? Maybe this drug that makes you fat and retarded and unable cum will help

[Fictional Authority @Fictionalathrty]

Average boomer who hates socialism when you suggest getting rid of their socialized retirement

[MD @mike_daddino]

This is quickly becoming the best story in baseball

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

The most underrated part about seeing a film in IMAX is that most of the people in that theater don’t F around. These are movie fans. Nobody is chatting. No phones. No BS. Maybe that’s movie elitist. Don’t care. IMAX movie going experience rocks.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Goat (rotated), by Arthur Dove, 1935, 📸 by Joan Monfort

[kartik @sathaxe]

Social Capital™️

I have never seen the plight of my generation articulated so well.

This is the core issue we must solve, we must provide abundant social capital to the next generation - using the levers of politics and private industry - or humanity as we know it will end.

[USCG Atlantic Area @USCGLANTAREA]

The Five Sisters Race is complete! Congratulations to the cadets and crew of USCGC Eagle. From New York to Boston under sail, four of five remaining sister ships made history together. Official results July 12. Free public tours aboard in Boston July 12 to 14. #Sail250

[Middleboro Jones @Leadership_One]

Tomorrow the Parade of Sail 250 will be in Boston. They are coming to honor our heritage and #250America

A guy in NY asked why @USSConstitution didn’t go to NYC…

I answered, “She is our @USNavy’s Flagship….They come to see HER, not the other way around.” ⚓️🫡🇺🇸 #OldIronsides

[𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 ⋆.𖥔⚔️ @gildfae]

how long after sex is it appropriate to put on Lord of the rings

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

USA allegations this World Cup so far:

- Corruption
- Super team
- Steroids
- Paid refs

Soccer is only the 4th most popular sport in America btw 😭🦅🦅

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Flo Balogun pulling up to USA vs Belgium

[Random SEC @therandomsec]

Alright, I’m convinced. The Tomahawk champ should be USMNT’s chant. FSU does it, the Braves do it, the Chiefs do it, it’s has native America heritage.

And it is probably the most intimidating chant in sports. Let’s spam it tonight.