🛸Alien Superstar✨

✨Niche-explorer, Curious mind, Creative soul ✨ I overthink for a living, hibernate in the Sahara & write sometimes 😌

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

May the future belong to painters, potters, woodworkers, seamstresses, storytellers, bakers, gardeners, and people who still make things with their hands.

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Unfortunately I think I do want a masters degree 😭😭

[єℓαιηє @elainesim28]

Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call them substitooths.

[Praise @tufpraise]

Unnecessary talking. Pls it's ok to shut the fuck up

[Chronikler @TheChroNikler]

Unironically, this is how C.S. Lewis became a Christian.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Ningekuwa Maasai billionaire i would buy a private jet and name it Ero plane

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

i demoted myself from friend to associate with a lot of people

[بلوتو @pluto_3_6]

“suggested for you” and it’s literally ur ex

[死 @humanxmaybe]

climbing up the corporate ladder just to jump off

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I have used both, and I would recommend living in a small little house in the mountains raising sheep

[🎧 @y0bushid0]

Sad way to live man😂

[Morgan Wright 💎 @byMorganWright]

Not wrong though💀👀🤣

[Black Ben Carson @wetdishsoap]

My problem is, even platonically, I want to tell people how excited I am to be around them lmao but people get so weird with earnest and genuine expressions of emotions. People aren't interacting earnestly with people because they're scared they'll look corny.

[Borrielo @borriellogram]

In your 20s you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well, it’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

[m @skitzocat]

what doesn't kill you makes you tweet

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

this is how I sound when I pray